emma's definitions

douche

1.) John edwards.
2.) His show, crossing over.

Hey man who's that guy from crossing over?

Who the douche?

by Emma August 3, 2004

escared

Colombian for 'scared'

Sra. Garcia: Dun't be escared to essplain yourself, in your next composition.

by Emma July 27, 2003

emo wannabe

Sad pathetic losers, who think they are Emos just because they made their parents buy them a pair of converses. They buy lots of albums such as Taking Back Sunday's and make sure everybody knows, so that they appear to be and emo and to be included in the scene. however they still buy their clothes from mark one, and were townie jeans and tops and don't understand at all what they are getting into. they think they're really cool, but the people who really are emos think they are sad and generally pity them.

WannabeEmo: Look at me!i'm a emo!

Emo: No your not, so shut up.

by Emma March 27, 2005

Stephanie

Stephanie is a very short and outgoing person. She has her way to pursue anyone in her way and is very intelligent girl she has a kind heart, She is someone you alway want to be around . She is also very attractive and very pretty trustworthy person she usually has black or brownish hair and eyes are dark brown She is a great bestfriend friend, and stick by your side unless you screw her over. She is the most hilarious person you will ever meet and just says whatever is on her mind. She does not give a fuck about what people say about her she does her own thing. You can often spot her in her own little world or dancing/singing in the middle of a store. She likes to keep her personal life secret and she will do anything to get what she wants. If you know an Stephanie you should keep her because she’s the most beautiful and comedic person you will meet and She is a very hardworking and successful person .

Ian: Is that Stephanie dancing at the end of the hallway?

Ava: Of course it is who else would it be?

by Emma November 24, 2021

xanga

1. A weblog community
2. A journal for people to
a.)Bitch about their life
b.)Post literature (poetry, etc.)
c.)Brag about their rich social life (usually made up events to seem ungodly popular)
d.)Chronicle their day
e.)Just to have one- because all their friends are doing it!
f.)To piss people off

2a. "I can't take it anymore, I cut myself again today, life sucks so much,I want to die"
2c. So like Jenny called and wanted to know if I could come over,and Matt called, and Brian asked me to go to the mall with him. So I went to the mall and met up with some more of my friends and some guys sstarted hitting on me thety were like so hot,too!
2d.I woke up, brushed my teeth, took a shower, went on the computer...
f.)Heyy guyz sup yall im just chillin leave propz MwAhZzZ omg TaNya 2dai wuz soOoO much fun lOlz--LuV yA LoTzZ xOxOJaNiE

by Emma December 31, 2003

townie

a townie is someone who has no mind of their own and follows whatever trends happen to be most common at the time. they will always have disgustingly obviously fake, cheap-looking dyed "blonde" hair with about 2+ inches of d-a-r-k roots and will never (hell forbid!) be seen wearing black(!) clothing and hate anyone with a mind of their own (no wonder they haye shopping trolleys) townies are incredibly vain too, they spend forever infront of a mirror piling on fake tan and makeup, and gawping lovingly at themselves. they also wear painfully small, tight clothing and are constantly "getting off" wit heach other.

i was outside mcdonalds and i walked by this disgusting barbie (?) pink car and a townie was hanging out the window with the roof down and she had about 20 mirrors aimed on herself trying to gaze at herself from every angle when i walked by she gave this annoyingly fake, high giggle "tee-hee oh look bethie! its a gothic person! tee-hee!" then she wend back to heaping on makeup and gazing at herself.

by Emma April 27, 2004

tubby

bryan a fat person that hates to be called tubby

also a white person who is poor

stop denieing ur fat tubby its ok we still love you

tubby even if you had money i wouldnt go out with you lol

by emma October 20, 2004