ekolis's definitions

Google golf

A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.

My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!

by ekolis January 25, 2014

Star Fox boss

A vehicle, especially a spaceship, that travels faster in reverse than going forward, just like any of the ever-retreating bosses from the Star Fox games.

Klingon honor demands that you not fight like a Star Fox boss!

by ekolis December 8, 2013

the jigglies

The sexual reward one receives for winning a match of Super Smash Bros. That is, your controller vibrates. You know what to do.

Yeah! I just beat Pikachu with Samus' screw attack! I got the jigglies!

by ekolis December 8, 2013

Now you're playing with power

Nintendo marketing slogan from the 1980s and 1990s.

No, Bobby, just because the Nintendo commercial said "Now you're playing with power!" doesn't mean you get to plug this pair of scissors into an electrical outlet!

by ekolis September 23, 2013

HP bucket

In a game, something that takes a lot of damage, then suffers Critical Existence Failure, without gradually losing functionality as it takes damage.

"Characters in D&D are such HP buckets! Play a real RPG that has a proper wound system!"

by ekolis June 27, 2013

Dannongorf

King of the Gelato tribe, and lord of all yogurt-based fiends. Holds one of the three Triumph Forks.

MANY YEARS AGO PRINCE DARKNESS "DANNONGORF" STOLE ONE OF THE TRIUMPH-FORKS WITH POWER.

by ekolis March 24, 2012

kabeum

Same as "kaboom", only pronounced with a Scottish or French accent.

Link: I-7!

Salvatore: Splish!

Link: B-9!

Salvatore: Kabeum!

Link: B-8!

Demoman appears!!!

Demoman: Kabeum!!!

by ekolis February 5, 2012