ekolis's definitions
A bushy tailed tree rat also known as a squirrel by people who aren't in love with them like we are.
by ekolis December 14, 2019

A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.
My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!
by ekolis January 25, 2014

All she drinks is gallons upon gallons of diabetes water every day! She's gonna be immobile in months!
by ekolis January 14, 2021

I deleted all my System32 files in one swell foop! Now I'll never get a virus again! Hey, what's with this blue screen of death?
by ekolis October 25, 2019

Link: I-7!
Salvatore: Splish!
Link: B-9!
Salvatore: Kabeum!
Link: B-8!
Demoman appears!!!
Demoman: Kabeum!!!
Salvatore: Splish!
Link: B-9!
Salvatore: Kabeum!
Link: B-8!
Demoman appears!!!
Demoman: Kabeum!!!
by ekolis February 5, 2012

A vehicle, especially a spaceship, that travels faster in reverse than going forward, just like any of the ever-retreating bosses from the Star Fox games.
by ekolis December 8, 2013

The art of fitting multiple large objects into a small space, or maneuvering a single object around a tight corner or through a narrow doorway. Can also be applied to numbers that have to total to less than some limit.
My dad is a master of Tetrising. No matter how many frozen goods he buys at the grocery store, he can always find a way to fit them all into the freezer.
Help! I need to fit this 38 inch couch through my 30 inch apartment doorway! Anyone good at Tetrising?
OK, so I have $1500 and I need to pay all these bills totaling $2000... No amount of Tetrising is going to help me here!
So if I can keep my character's encumbrance under 35%, I get a mana regeneration boost... Let's see, I'm at 32% now, if I drop the helm of intelligence, I could equip the bracers of defense against cold... That would put me at 34%, so I should be good... Gah! All this Tetrising of stats is driving me crazy! Why can't they implement a sliding scale for this silly bonus so I don't have to worry about hard limits?!
Help! I need to fit this 38 inch couch through my 30 inch apartment doorway! Anyone good at Tetrising?
OK, so I have $1500 and I need to pay all these bills totaling $2000... No amount of Tetrising is going to help me here!
So if I can keep my character's encumbrance under 35%, I get a mana regeneration boost... Let's see, I'm at 32% now, if I drop the helm of intelligence, I could equip the bracers of defense against cold... That would put me at 34%, so I should be good... Gah! All this Tetrising of stats is driving me crazy! Why can't they implement a sliding scale for this silly bonus so I don't have to worry about hard limits?!
by ekolis October 17, 2020
