Definitions by ed the viking

big mac 

When a man fornicates with the buttocks of a woman. Different from anal because penetration of the anus is not necessary, it is most similar to titty fucking, only with the buttocks. Works best on women with large posteriors. Named due to the fact that the male is sticking his meat in between her buns.

I'd big mac the shit outta her ass!

big mac by Ed the viking July 12, 2011

Chocolate Cookie Jar 

When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.

I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.

Chocolate Cookie Jar by Ed the Viking July 11, 2011

shim sham 

a term for sexual intercourse, usually phrased as an indirect noun

I gave her the shim sham last night and she loved it!

shim sham by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010

Uncle Mick Mack 

a name for one's penis

She gave Uncle Mick Mack a kiss and he spit on her!

Uncle Mick Mack by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010

Todger 

a name for a penis, used famously by the late Oliver Reed

I'd like for her and my todger to get well acquainted

Todger by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010

gravy

an adjective to describe the intensity of sexual intercourse

I'd fuck the gravy outta that fine lookin chica over there

gravy by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010

leap jump to super fuck 

an especially tricky sexual move in which the male jumps as high as he can and lands squarely between the legs of a female partner while simultaneously inserting his penis into the vagina.

"i heard jordana likes it hard"
"then give her a leap jump to super fuck. she'll like that"

leap jump to super fuck by ed the viking December 26, 2008