Hellcation

When your vacation turns into a living nightmare because your kid is sick.

We were on lock-down most of our vacation because the baby got sick, so we couldn't do anything. It was not a vacation, it was a hellcation.

by eatmorchickn January 20, 2010

oblication

When you spend your vacation taking your kids to visit relatives.

I didn't get a vacation, I had to take the kids on an oblication.

by eatmorchickn July 23, 2009

fridge pirate

Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.

"Where the hell is my moistwich?"

"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."

by eatmorchickn July 24, 2009

CTSD

Christmas Traumatic Stress Disorder

Trauma during family Christmases has given me CTSD.

by eatmorchickn December 07, 2024

Revenge Platonic

Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.

I’m gonna have to go revenge platonic on you for you seeing your ex-boyfriend for lunch.

by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021

spice rub

When you borrow someone's underwear or swimsuit and you rub your ass on it, leaving some poop remnants behind.

Thanks for letting me borrow your swim suit. I gave it the spice rub.

by eatmorchickn August 19, 2009

Shought

When you are thinking really hard and you shit your pants.

I was trying to come up with a thought but I had a shought instead.

by eatmorchickn December 04, 2009