earl's definitions

bweenis

An idiot.
A moron.
A dumbass.

Need I say more?

Comes from the italian kid that lived next door to me years ago.

You bweenis, that was my beer!

by Earl June 10, 2004

Hyena

A woman who, in her prime, was considered a cougar. She has now aged too far to fit that classification, but not so far that you would turn down action from her.

Back in the day, Nancy was a cougar. As she's aged though, she's really more of a hyena.

by Earl November 4, 2004

take it

taking it in the butt. having buttsex with somebody. usuallly a man. taking it in the butt

darryl morrow likes to take it

by Earl April 28, 2003

Damnsponsiblities

a. The shit you gotta do b. responsibilities that get in the way of fun

I wish I could join you tonight but I got damnsponsibilities to take care of.

by Earl October 10, 2004

Nirk

It is the expression on your face where you have dropped the soap and been butt tagged by someones willy wacker.

"Jim dropped the soap in the prison shower, bent down to retrieve it and got jabbed in the anus by Rick's Dick."

by Earl July 6, 2003

Moop

a pretty round creature that suns itself on rocks and chases cahoots...

When we walked down the seashore, we swore we could see a moop lying on the jetty.

by earl January 12, 2004

ai or A.I.

1. is short for Allen Iverson a NBA player

Wow A.I. dropped 30 points last night.

by Earl April 2, 2005