Damnsponsiblities

a. The shit you gotta do b. responsibilities that get in the way of fun

I wish I could join you tonight but I got damnsponsibilities to take care of.

by Earl October 10, 2004

Hyena

A woman who, in her prime, was considered a cougar. She has now aged too far to fit that classification, but not so far that you would turn down action from her.

Back in the day, Nancy was a cougar. As she's aged though, she's really more of a hyena.

by Earl November 04, 2004

Nirk

It is the expression on your face where you have dropped the soap and been butt tagged by someones willy wacker.

"Jim dropped the soap in the prison shower, bent down to retrieve it and got jabbed in the anus by Rick's Dick."

by Earl July 06, 2003

tweak

adjust a small amount for improvement as in a race car or computer settings

I entered my computer bios and tweaked the memory settings.

My car is oversteering, I will tweak my camber settings.

by earl February 13, 2005

take it

taking it in the butt. having buttsex with somebody. usuallly a man. taking it in the butt

darryl morrow likes to take it

by Earl April 28, 2003

crap factory

Someone who is so totally useless in life that they only thing they can be relied upon for is to turn food into waste.

George W. Bush is such a crap factory.

by Earl September 16, 2004

boxscraper

a cock, dick
box = pussy
scraper = dick

You do any boxscraping last nite Joe?

by Earl November 16, 2003