black ice

1: In cyberpunk terms, any type of malware. Viruses, trojans, spyware,etc.

2: In normal boring everyday terms, the ice that covers black pavement, typicallly almost impossible to spot during the night and easily slipped on.
Just switching to Mozilla helps you avoid a lot of black ice.

I busted my ass on the black ice outside of Ruby Tuesday's.
by e April 19, 2005
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Desert Oogee

A slang term for Desert Eagle. This way of saying it expresses much joy and fondness for the Desert Eagle pistol manufactured by Israeli Military Industries and provided by Magnum Research Inc. This expression is most often used when describing the .50 caliber version of the Desert Eagle pistol.
Oh, Jesus! Look at how funny Desert Oogee is when fired point blank at that woman's face!
by E March 25, 2005
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Something Awful

A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.
Something Awful is no longer funny.
by e February 07, 2005
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crimminy jimsus

This phrase is an exclaimation which is used in substitute for and/or in coincidence with saying Jesus Christ. Popular variants are: crimminy, crimminus, crimminy godsus and crimminy crocket
Crimminy jimsus! That bitch is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!
by E March 23, 2005
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happier than a pig in shit

to be very happy, lovin life.
That fat bitch in mcdonalds is happier than a pig in shit
by e May 16, 2004
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good fella

A guy you can trust, and who is fun to be around.
your gonna like this guy hes a good fella
by E December 30, 2002
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kilt

"Man, that dumb ass went and got himself kilt!"
by E April 05, 2005
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