jock squirter

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut

by Dylowned June 09, 2005

plotch

the sound something makes when u spit and it hits something ...also a substitute for jizzed or cummed

Alex:what would you say if I were black?
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
or
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor

by Dylowned June 07, 2005

washing machine

A very dangerous thing for a girl to sit on while shes holding a broom or something of that nature

when the girl was sitting on the washing machine it started to rumble and she slipped causing a broom to jam up into her insides (vagina) and from this day no one knows what happened to that broom stick girl

by Dylowned September 10, 2005

playing hobo

playing hobo is if your're tired or sore and there's no place to go because you're outside so you just take a little nap or a rest on the streets like a hobo

Man that soccer game was intense and now I have to walk 15 minute back home...I think I'll play hobo for a while

by Dylowned June 23, 2005

hamburger

a way to talk in public about sex making a hamburger...pretty straight forward...and if u wanna talk about a gangbang you could say a double decker hamburger...

Kyle:hey tamara wanna make a hamburger?
Tamara:only if Chad joins
Kyle:wtf?
Chad:your mom
Dylan:....holy fuckin shit monkeys

by Dylowned September 10, 2005

ac/dc

A pretty brutal band that for some reason people who think they're badasss like

Willy:ac/dc rocks
Dylan:fuckin shit pocket...

by Dylowned August 07, 2005

mirror balls

when you are so fat or your balls are so small you have to look in the miror to see them

Dylan:Jesus man you weigh like 300 pounds you must have mirror balls!
Fatty:Wtf are mirror balls??
Dylan:go look on urbandictionary jackass!
Fatty:screw you bitch!

by Dylowned June 02, 2005