dylowned's definitions

ac/dc

A pretty brutal band that for some reason people who think they're badasss like

Willy:ac/dc rocks
Dylan:fuckin shit pocket...

by Dylowned September 3, 2005

plotch

the sound something makes when u spit and it hits something ...also a substitute for jizzed or cummed

Alex:what would you say if I were black?
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
or
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor

by Dylowned June 16, 2005

jock squirter

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut

by Dylowned June 23, 2005

Shit Pocket

something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit

Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...

by Dylowned September 24, 2005

Jew fro

Someone (doesn't have to be a jew) thathas a fro that sticks out to the side like there jewish hat was blocking the fro from coming out anymore so it came out the side also known as a pie head

Dylan:man steven has a jew fro
Mike:what?
Dylan:pie head
Mike:o its a shame

by Dylowned September 16, 2005

biats

biats comes from the word biotch witch meens BITCH ....

I'm rich biats ..honk honk!
or
I did that biats up the bum hard last night

by Dylowned May 23, 2005

hamburger

a way to talk in public about sex making a hamburger...pretty straight forward...and if u wanna talk about a gangbang you could say a double decker hamburger...

Kyle:hey tamara wanna make a hamburger?
Tamara:only if Chad joins
Kyle:wtf?
Chad:your mom
Dylan:....holy fuckin shit monkeys

by Dylowned September 24, 2005