dw8177's definitions

successible

Successible is a play on three words, "Success," "Accessible," and "Simple." Used together, they mean something that is entirely successful in its meaning, possibly award winning, and/or can be easily understood really by anyone. It also has the option of containing matching elements that can be simply related to one's own life.

"Dude, did you see that new movie yet, 'Slacker' ?"
"Yeah, it's so awesome ! That flick was totally successible."

by dw8177 May 19, 2018

sparting

Farting, except with sparkles. You can see this in the two movies, "Angry Birds" and "Trolls."

"Say again how sparting on me creates camouflage !?"

by dw8177 April 13, 2017

dishembled

Meaning disassembled and in shambles. Bit of both. I had heard this word years ago and all this time wondered if it was a real word. Apparently now it is.

"Billy ! Clean your room for heaven sake, it's totally dishembled !"

by dw8177 June 30, 2022

Gingerella

It can mean one of a few things. Either a beautiful red-haired girl with long hair, usually Irish or Scottish of descent or ancestry, or a red-haired boy with hair that is long enough to be laughable.

"I was at the Platypus Park last night and saw the most beautiful Gingerella !"
"That was probably Aileen. She takes really good care of that red hair of hers."

by dw8177 June 4, 2019

threatposing

I've heard this word a few times now. It means when someone appears threatening but does not actually back it up with feats of strength or bravado. They are threatposing. Posing to be threatening but that's about it.

"I went by Darby's Bar yesterday and there was a bouncer there threatposing at the door."
"Yeah, I know who you mean. That's Gill. Beneath all that toughness he's a real creampuff."

by dw8177 August 16, 2020

Handgie

Your basic hand job for a man but without a climax. It is just to titillate - or if she's too tired to complete it.

Alice gave me a handgie last evening, I had blue balls all that night.

by dw8177 May 22, 2016

gassperated

There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.

And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.

"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"

by dw8177 July 30, 2017