dw8177's definitions

hdydt

Texting abbreviation for, "How did you do that ?"

"I almost got caught in the boys locker room, but then I made myself invisible."
"HDYDT ?"

by dw8177 May 24, 2017

Freehand

Freehand is the embarrassing situation where you hold your hand out to someone and they are completely unaware of it or will have nothing to do with it. It is worse when they start to walk away and you quickly lower your hand out of shame hoping no-one has noticed.

I heard that Jenny freehanded Greg. Left him there standing looking like an idiot.

by dw8177 July 7, 2016

jatter

Jatter is the word combination of jab and chatter. It is usually the insulting words you hear when separating two people from fighting and they continue to berate each other. It can also mean when one backs down from fighting and the other continues to incite them by yelling back insults in a clear attempt to goad them into fighting. The third is when one wants to fight the other and does so to entice them with rude insulting words.

"Okay okay, break it up ! We're not going to have a fight in my establishment."
"That's fine with me, I really don't want to fight him."
"Yeah, you would say that you yellow-belly punk-ass teat-sucking momma's boy !"
"Dude, just ignore his Jatter. Walk away. He's only trying to get at you."

by dw8177 December 19, 2020

fun plums

Another synonym for a man's testicles.

"Dude, I went out with Kathy the other day. We got busy back at her house and she totally sucked my fun plums while I whacked my weasel."

by dw8177 April 25, 2017

dangry

This is a combination of words, two of them, dangerous and angry. It could be used to represent someone that is enraged to the point of throwing items at someone, destroying property, or doing something equally dangerous to prove their point of absolute and total fury.

"I heard you finally found out about Justin dating your girl."
"Dude, I confronted him on it ! I was so dangry that he totally backed down !"
"Are you okay now ?"

by dw8177 November 20, 2020

signorini

A plural conventional Italian title of respect for young men.

From the movie, "Sweeney Todd" with Johnny Depp.
Pirelli sings during shaving, "Now signorini, signori, we mix the lather. But first you gather around, signorini, signori."

by dw8177 October 25, 2018

cain't

"Cain't" is not the same as "can't." "Can't" as you know is a contraction for "cannot." Adding the "i" means that whatever cannot be done is WANTING to be done but is impossible to do so. It "ain't possible." and this is usually due to the circumstances surrounding it.

"Now, Milton. I just cain't get up in that water tower without the ladder."
"You're saying you don't know who took it, then ?"
"Exactly."

by dw8177 February 22, 2021