dustin's definitions

spitfire

A good skateboard wheel

What kind of wheels do you have
Spitfire, there nice hugh

by Dustin May 13, 2005

laforge

Complete and utter duetch bag

Hey, stop acting like laforge

by Dustin February 2, 2004

juggling joker

An obscene smell, such as flatulance or roadkill.

Hey, you smell like a juggling joker.

by Dustin August 20, 2003

Beaver

a small fur bearing animal that can swollow tube steak whole.

Check out that nice beaver.

by Dustin July 15, 2004

aired

the act of sleeping; especially after a long night of drinking.

"After drinking all night long, Jim aired out on the couch."
"I am going to air out now, I will talk to you tomorrow."

by Dustin April 12, 2005

schmuck

metaphorical term for someone who often receives much heartache from a significant other, yet remains cheerful and cordial towards them; even maintaining friendship with that person after a break up

Dustin's girlfriend treated him like a dog, then dumped him, but he still drives her to work everday. What a schmuck!

by Dustin April 10, 2005

peckerslap

A better, less formal way of saying someone is to be slapped with a penis.

American: Dude, are you Canadian?

Canadian: Yes. Why?

American: You live in an igloo and have a pet beaver. Hahaha

Canadian: I'm going to peckerslap you.

by Dustin April 19, 2005