brake check

While driving, hitting your brakes really hard to scare the crap out of the jerk driving two inches from your rear bumper.

Checking to make sure they have enough time to brake without rear-ending you (pissing them off).

This guy is driving way too close to my rear bumper, time to brake check him.

by Dustin December 03, 2003

aired

the act of sleeping; especially after a long night of drinking.

"After drinking all night long, Jim aired out on the couch."
"I am going to air out now, I will talk to you tomorrow."

by Dustin April 13, 2005

dick garage

a nice warm place to park your dick

Excuse me. I'm kinda new in town. Do you know where I can find a good dick garage?

by dustin January 09, 2004

holasimo

a greeting, friendly and energetic

Holasimo ladies and gentlemen, it's great to be here tonight.

by Dustin January 26, 2004

meco

man juice, cum, jizz, nut mustard

I spalttered her face with meco.

by Dustin September 20, 2003

goldbricking

To cheat at accomplishing a task, duty, or job.

To cheat; swindle.

I'm the one who's going to kick your phony goldbricking ass! -From the 1998 movie, The Big Lebowski

by Dustin December 03, 2003

spaztastic

the condition of being so spectacular it induces spazing

You're marrying a playboy model dad? That's spaztastic!

by Dustin January 20, 2004