dustin's definitions

bang

A verb for doing the nasty.

I want to bang your sister dude.

by dustin October 9, 2003

the clash

One of the greatest bands of all time. Up there with Led Zeppelin and The Beatles. The epittome of good Punk music.

R.I.P. Joe Strummer (1952-2002)

Before Blink 182, Dumb 41 and Good Charloette, the was the epitome of good punk music known as The Clash.

by Dustin April 30, 2004

assfuck

A biggot whom can't comprehend shit.
A fucknut.
One who isn't shit and wont ever be shit.

Fcuk you you stupid assfuck.

by Dustin November 24, 2003

schmuck

metaphorical term for someone who often receives much heartache from a significant other, yet remains cheerful and cordial towards them; even maintaining friendship with that person after a break up

Dustin's girlfriend treated him like a dog, then dumped him, but he still drives her to work everday. What a schmuck!

by Dustin April 10, 2005

peckerslap

A better, less formal way of saying someone is to be slapped with a penis.

American: Dude, are you Canadian?

Canadian: Yes. Why?

American: You live in an igloo and have a pet beaver. Hahaha

Canadian: I'm going to peckerslap you.

by Dustin April 19, 2005

direct

a term used for a woman that is very pleasing to the eye. a good looking woman with attractive features.

"Did you see that girl in black?"
"Ya man she was direct."

by dustin July 1, 2004

meganhoover

late at night
when i should be asleep
into my heart
you quietly creep
i sit and ponder
how could it be
but you must have stumbled
across the key
i know our relationship
could be one in a millon
but its up to you to open the door

i like you alot megan hoover

by dustin April 20, 2005