dustin's definitions

glass bottom boating

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.

The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

chin butter

semen on one's face.

Man, I just gave that chick some chin butter.

by Dustin February 18, 2005

intriculate

to get all up in someones grill.

Stop intriculating on me son!

by Dustin April 6, 2005

mallrats

A movie that doesn't get the credit that it desearves. One of Kevin Smith's best movies

Would you like a chololate cover pretsel

by Dustin July 16, 2004

Bizzou

1. Can be used to describe a female companion lovingly.

2. Derogatory name for a whiny female

1. Me and my Bizzou are going to grub.

2. Shut up, Bizzou!

by Dustin December 17, 2003

juggling joker

An obscene smell, such as flatulance or roadkill.

Hey, you smell like a juggling joker.

by Dustin August 20, 2003

schmuck

metaphorical term for someone who often receives much heartache from a significant other, yet remains cheerful and cordial towards them; even maintaining friendship with that person after a break up

Dustin's girlfriend treated him like a dog, then dumped him, but he still drives her to work everday. What a schmuck!

by Dustin April 10, 2005