duke's definitions

Kwanzaa

It's the right-on power handshake of the 1990s. Yet another politically correct tactic to get whites to pay attention to non-whites, primarily blacks. It's a fabricated holiday based on race, invented by a convicted felon, which is too third world for most black Americans, too jewish for black muslims, and too stupid for everyone else. Now that's a fine example for the ghetto children of the world!

I'm cwazy for Kwanzaa!

by Duke December 24, 2004

first story told in therapy

When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.

Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.

by Duke January 22, 2003

post-traumatic sex

Having sex after a life-threatening or risky situation.

Post traumatic sex fucking rules!

by Duke January 22, 2003

quarters

i like money
money is good
to bad it starts wars
dont put money in your mouth
u will get STDs

dirty money

by duke May 30, 2003

grizah

A l337 definition of a growl/scream of excitement...Only used by complete imbociles and christians...

There is no example to give this word justice, lol

by Duke July 21, 2004

mile-high club

Having sex with another person in an airplane.

I had consensual missionary sex with my wife in an airplane and we joined the mile-high club. Then I banged the stewardess and got a gold membership.

by Duke January 27, 2003

hapax legomenon

the fuck should i know?

by Duke September 24, 2003