One of lifes great pleasures.
Man, everyone was crowd surfing at TSNK last night.
Bill Bailey from Black Books is a team captain on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
A dinosaur comic where they talk about philosophy and sex and such. Exciting!
Qwantz is a dinosaur comic
When a girl says she'll text you later, and ages later she still hasn't but you don't want to call her or you'll seem like a desperate idiot. Suffered by desperate idiots and paranoid teenage freaks like me and the rest of my ragtag bunch of misfits.
I got bad txt-back anxiety when Emma said she'd text me later and she still hadn't like 8 hours later. Turns out she said 'I'll text you tommorrow'. Oh well, I'm an idiot.
What I want to do.
Just shoot me now.
To be going through withdrawals usually associated with drugs. More specifically marijuana.
Got any pot Pip? I'm jonsen.
A truly ugly woman. This is a contraction of "homely" and "ugly". Attributed to some stoner movie where the guy says "This one's hogly!"
Chris said he macked fine ass bitches, however, when I scoped them skanks, they was quite hogly!