dudeman's definitions

room temperature ones

a one which is not cold. however it is barely a one at all, as proven in strong bad's theory of the properties of ones, in which the ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude. room temperature ones are known to be drunk in foreign lands, along with not-so-cold ones and *shudder* warm ones.

Although on certain evenings in spring a cool one can be quite refreshing. Mmmmmm, thats a good one...

by dudeman February 21, 2004

oasis

got rid of guigsy and bonehead and replaced them with a couple of people to stand in the back ground for some reason. produced the best album (definitely maybe) and best song (supersonic) of all time. their knebworth gig was voted the 3rd best ever. however the same listy had coldplay at V2003 in the top 10, so it's probably not too reliable. they obviously should have been 1st.

another annoying thing about that list is that my friend was supposed to be able to get me on the guest list to a libertines gig but he couldn't because the person he knew who knew someone at the forum started working a different shift to him so i'm like 'ok, so i don't go, how good can one gig possibly be, and then it gets placed as the 19th best gig EVER! slightly annoying you can imagine.

by dudeman April 30, 2004

crowd surfing

One of lifes great pleasures.

Man, everyone was crowd surfing at TSNK last night.

by dudeman April 24, 2004

bollocks

1.A word that we can say in America to confuse everyone.
2. Balls, nuts, testicles.
3. Expression of dismay or a substandard quality, unless belonging to a dog, in which case it means that the situation is highly satisfactory.

a:That film was bollocks!

b:I thought it was the dogs bollocks.

a:For bollocks sake you bollocking bollock, grow some bollocking bollock or I'll give you a bollocking followed by a sharp kick to the bollocks.

by dudeman April 16, 2004

peasant

Trogdor's squishing object of choice.

I squisha you, peasanty!

by dudeman February 21, 2004

chilem

A tiny bowl used for smoking marijuana. Chilems are generally short, and give you great hits.

Yo Pip, pass the chilem to the Dudeman biznitch!

by Dudeman December 8, 2003

R

Queens of the Stone Ages best album. Contains their most famous song, 'Feel Good Hit Of The Summer'.

'Leg of Lamb'and 'Autopilot' are brilliant songs.

by dudeman May 23, 2004