dudeman's definitions

pokey the penguin

Pokry the Penguin has a degree in theoretical physics.

"Wait a minute, Pokeyzilla does not have a rocket launcher! You are just pokey!"

"Teehee!"

by dudeman February 21, 2004

peasant

Trogdor's squishing object of choice.

I squisha you, peasanty!

by dudeman February 21, 2004

oasis

got rid of guigsy and bonehead and replaced them with a couple of people to stand in the back ground for some reason. produced the best album (definitely maybe) and best song (supersonic) of all time. their knebworth gig was voted the 3rd best ever. however the same listy had coldplay at V2003 in the top 10, so it's probably not too reliable. they obviously should have been 1st.

another annoying thing about that list is that my friend was supposed to be able to get me on the guest list to a libertines gig but he couldn't because the person he knew who knew someone at the forum started working a different shift to him so i'm like 'ok, so i don't go, how good can one gig possibly be, and then it gets placed as the 19th best gig EVER! slightly annoying you can imagine.

by dudeman April 30, 2004

qwantz

A dinosaur comic where they talk about philosophy and sex and such. Exciting!

www.qwantz.com

Qwantz is a dinosaur comic

by dudeman February 1, 2004

oasis

The best band of all time. All original members bar the Gallaghers have left, but oh well.

'Supersonic' is the best song ever written.

by dudeman February 21, 2004

electric six

Not Britsh you moron. Detroit based rock band. Famous for their compulsive lying, bizarre style and friendship with the White Stripes.

Dick Valentine was disapointingly boring on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

by dudeman April 16, 2004

Jonsen

To be going through withdrawals usually associated with drugs. More specifically marijuana.

Got any pot Pip? I'm jonsen.

by Dudeman January 10, 2004