New York minute

An extremely short period of time.

I was over that weed, in a new york minute.

by dudeman December 08, 2003

room temperature ones

a one which is not cold. however it is barely a one at all, as proven in strong bad's theory of the properties of ones, in which the ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude. room temperature ones are known to be drunk in foreign lands, along with not-so-cold ones and *shudder* warm ones.

Although on certain evenings in spring a cool one can be quite refreshing. Mmmmmm, thats a good one...

by dudeman February 21, 2004

Harry Potter

Childs book series. I've read them all, and don't recall a single incident of swearing, whoever said 'they curse more than my older brother' what the fuck? Is your older brother a nun? Good for getting little kids to read. Anyone who has ever read a real book and picks up Harry Potter expecting an adults book will feel insulted by their conescendingly simple plotlines, underdeveloped characters and childish language.

H4RRYP0TT3ROWNZ123: You just don't like Harry Potter because you can't read!
NormalPerson: Fuck off.

by dudeman April 25, 2004

ratweed

Mary Jane, Dope, Wizz, Weed, Pot, Marijuana, Texas THC, Cannibis.

First used in Beastie Boys "3- Minute Rule" on the album Pauls Boutique.

You ratted your boy over some ratweed

by Dudeman May 13, 2005

choadweasel

1. One who enjoys oral stimulation of the choad.

2. A homosexual

3. A weasel (Mustela choadinius) whose dwelling resides upon a choad and is known for delighting in the irritation of choads and its musky gonadal scent.

4. An unwholesome and contemptible person.

Dude, you fuckin bogarted all my NoCali stizicky stash, just like a damn East Coast choadweasel.

by Dudeman October 21, 2003

chilem

A tiny bowl used for smoking marijuana. Chilems are generally short, and give you great hits.

Yo Pip, pass the chilem to the Dudeman biznitch!

by Dudeman December 08, 2003

bag tag

originating from the game of tag, where several parties (generaly male) flick each others testicles with their hands without intent to injure, but to send an unpleasant twinge to the other person's testicles.

"bag tag you're it!"

by DUDEMAN September 02, 2004