dudeman's definitions

oasis

got rid of guigsy and bonehead and replaced them with a couple of people to stand in the back ground for some reason. produced the best album (definitely maybe) and best song (supersonic) of all time. their knebworth gig was voted the 3rd best ever. however the same listy had coldplay at V2003 in the top 10, so it's probably not too reliable. they obviously should have been 1st.

another annoying thing about that list is that my friend was supposed to be able to get me on the guest list to a libertines gig but he couldn't because the person he knew who knew someone at the forum started working a different shift to him so i'm like 'ok, so i don't go, how good can one gig possibly be, and then it gets placed as the 19th best gig EVER! slightly annoying you can imagine.

by dudeman April 30, 2004

Harry Potter

Childs book series. I've read them all, and don't recall a single incident of swearing, whoever said 'they curse more than my older brother' what the fuck? Is your older brother a nun? Good for getting little kids to read. Anyone who has ever read a real book and picks up Harry Potter expecting an adults book will feel insulted by their conescendingly simple plotlines, underdeveloped characters and childish language.

H4RRYP0TT3ROWNZ123: You just don't like Harry Potter because you can't read!
NormalPerson: Fuck off.

by dudeman April 25, 2004

ratweed

Mary Jane, Dope, Wizz, Weed, Pot, Marijuana, Texas THC, Cannibis.

First used in Beastie Boys "3- Minute Rule" on the album Pauls Boutique.

You ratted your boy over some ratweed

by Dudeman May 13, 2005

chilem

A tiny bowl used for smoking marijuana. Chilems are generally short, and give you great hits.

Yo Pip, pass the chilem to the Dudeman biznitch!

by Dudeman December 8, 2003

Gettin' your herbon

Smokin' the reefer.

Hey Steve, you look pretty fried - you been gettin' your herbon?

by Dudeman May 19, 2004

bag tag

originating from the game of tag, where several parties (generaly male) flick each others testicles with their hands without intent to injure, but to send an unpleasant twinge to the other person's testicles.

"bag tag you're it!"

by DUDEMAN September 2, 2004

Hogly

A truly ugly woman. This is a contraction of "homely" and "ugly". Attributed to some stoner movie where the guy says "This one's hogly!"

Chris said he macked fine ass bitches, however, when I scoped them skanks, they was quite hogly!

by Dudeman September 26, 2003