dudeman's definitions

pokey the penguin

Pokry the Penguin has a degree in theoretical physics.

"Wait a minute, Pokeyzilla does not have a rocket launcher! You are just pokey!"

"Teehee!"

by dudeman February 21, 2004

oasis

The best band of all time. All original members bar the Gallaghers have left, but oh well.

'Supersonic' is the best song ever written.

by dudeman February 21, 2004

the endless

Comic book characters, representing ideas. Comprised of Destiny, Death, Dream, Despair, Desire, Destruction and Delirium.

Delirium thought of Eblis O'Shaughnessys name.

by dudeman February 21, 2004

Kings of the Leon Age

Bizzare stoner/southern rock band. Their sound is impossible to place. It is somewhere between the Kings of Leon on the Queens of the Stone Age.

I heard a Kings of the Leon Age song the other night...it was pretty freakin' weird.

by dudeman April 7, 2004

The Geeks

My band, for the most part we can't play instruments bar the drummer. We were going to be called The Lismuse Dashers, however we were amused by the American preoccupation with dividing teenagers into little social categories like 'jocks' and 'geeks'. Seeing ourselves to be the complete anti-thesis of the traditional view of a 'jock' we toyed with the name 'The Anti-Jocks' before settling for the simpler and easier to remember 'The Geeks'. Due to the fact that we know that this name will inevitably have been done before due to its sheer obviousness, we will probably change the name back to The Lismuse Dashers once we can actually play instruments. Despite our lack of musical talent, we have successfully written a song called 'I Fucking Hate My Parents', Original, isn't it?

Duuuuuuuuuuuude, The Lismuse Dashers (formerly The Geeks), totally rocked at that sold out gig at Wembley Arena last night! Everyone was moshing to 'I fucking Hate My Parents'!

by dudeman April 7, 2004

txt-back anxiety

When a girl says she'll text you later, and ages later she still hasn't but you don't want to call her or you'll seem like a desperate idiot. Suffered by desperate idiots and paranoid teenage freaks like me and the rest of my ragtag bunch of misfits.

I got bad txt-back anxiety when Emma said she'd text me later and she still hadn't like 8 hours later. Turns out she said 'I'll text you tommorrow'. Oh well, I'm an idiot.

by dudeman April 10, 2004

lost prophets

Misspelling of lostprophets.

Lostprophets are okay I guess.

by dudeman April 13, 2004