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Harry Potter

Childs book series. I've read them all, and don't recall a single incident of swearing, whoever said 'they curse more than my older brother' what the fuck? Is your older brother a nun? Good for getting little kids to read. Anyone who has ever read a real book and picks up Harry Potter expecting an adults book will feel insulted by their conescendingly simple plotlines, underdeveloped characters and childish language.
H4RRYP0TT3ROWNZ123: You just don't like Harry Potter because you can't read!
NormalPerson: Fuck off.
by dudeman April 25, 2004
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ratweed

Mary Jane, Dope, Wizz, Weed, Pot, Marijuana, Texas THC, Cannibis.

First used in Beastie Boys "3- Minute Rule" on the album Pauls Boutique.
You ratted your boy over some ratweed
by Dudeman May 13, 2005
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txt-back anxiety

When a girl says she'll text you later, and ages later she still hasn't but you don't want to call her or you'll seem like a desperate idiot. Suffered by desperate idiots and paranoid teenage freaks like me and the rest of my ragtag bunch of misfits.
I got bad txt-back anxiety when Emma said she'd text me later and she still hadn't like 8 hours later. Turns out she said 'I'll text you tommorrow'. Oh well, I'm an idiot.
by dudeman April 10, 2004
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weenis

a person who is obsessed with someone or something.
Nick Hiene is a serious video game weenis.
by dudeman October 23, 2003
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lost prophets

by dudeman April 13, 2004
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shiznat

Meaning tight. Came from a group of teens who stuck together thru hard times renaming themselves to fight the system known as Shiznat101.
Your party is the shiznat
by dudeman October 25, 2004
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qwantz

A dinosaur comic where they talk about philosophy and sex and such. Exciting!

www.qwantz.com
Qwantz is a dinosaur comic
by dudeman February 1, 2004
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