dudeman's definitions

chilem

A tiny bowl used for smoking marijuana. Chilems are generally short, and give you great hits.

Yo Pip, pass the chilem to the Dudeman biznitch!

by Dudeman December 8, 2003

ratweed

Mary Jane, Dope, Wizz, Weed, Pot, Marijuana, Texas THC, Cannibis.

First used in Beastie Boys "3- Minute Rule" on the album Pauls Boutique.

You ratted your boy over some ratweed

by Dudeman May 13, 2005

crowd surfing

One of lifes great pleasures.

Man, everyone was crowd surfing at TSNK last night.

by dudeman April 24, 2004

the endless

Comic book characters, representing ideas. Comprised of Destiny, Death, Dream, Despair, Desire, Destruction and Delirium.

Delirium thought of Eblis O'Shaughnessys name.

by dudeman February 21, 2004

peasant

Trogdor's squishing object of choice.

I squisha you, peasanty!

by dudeman February 21, 2004

hoagly

Variant spelling for "hogly" so the pronunciation doesn't come out like hog-lee

I went out on a blinder with this hoagly skank.

by Dudeman September 26, 2003

Harry Potter

Childs book series. I've read them all, and don't recall a single incident of swearing, whoever said 'they curse more than my older brother' what the fuck? Is your older brother a nun? Good for getting little kids to read. Anyone who has ever read a real book and picks up Harry Potter expecting an adults book will feel insulted by their conescendingly simple plotlines, underdeveloped characters and childish language.

H4RRYP0TT3ROWNZ123: You just don't like Harry Potter because you can't read!
NormalPerson: Fuck off.

by dudeman April 25, 2004