dudeman's definitions

choadweasel

1. One who enjoys oral stimulation of the choad.

2. A homosexual

3. A weasel (Mustela choadinius) whose dwelling resides upon a choad and is known for delighting in the irritation of choads and its musky gonadal scent.

4. An unwholesome and contemptible person.

Dude, you fuckin bogarted all my NoCali stizicky stash, just like a damn East Coast choadweasel.

by Dudeman October 21, 2003

ratweed

Mary Jane, Dope, Wizz, Weed, Pot, Marijuana, Texas THC, Cannibis.

First used in Beastie Boys "3- Minute Rule" on the album Pauls Boutique.

You ratted your boy over some ratweed

by Dudeman May 13, 2005

Curl up and die.

What I want to do.

Just shoot me now.

by dudeman April 23, 2004

electric six

Not Britsh you moron. Detroit based rock band. Famous for their compulsive lying, bizarre style and friendship with the White Stripes.

Dick Valentine was disapointingly boring on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

by dudeman April 16, 2004

Jonsen

To be going through withdrawals usually associated with drugs. More specifically marijuana.

Got any pot Pip? I'm jonsen.

by Dudeman January 10, 2004

bag tag

originating from the game of tag, where several parties (generaly male) flick each others testicles with their hands without intent to injure, but to send an unpleasant twinge to the other person's testicles.

"bag tag you're it!"

by DUDEMAN September 2, 2004

Hogly

A truly ugly woman. This is a contraction of "homely" and "ugly". Attributed to some stoner movie where the guy says "This one's hogly!"

Chris said he macked fine ass bitches, however, when I scoped them skanks, they was quite hogly!

by Dudeman September 26, 2003