dudeman's definitions

New York minute

An extremely short period of time.

I was over that weed, in a new york minute.

by dudeman December 8, 2003

Dudeman

The chill state of being high. This is usually the kid that is random, has a dry sense of humor, and has hidden talents when he is high. Some talents include smoke rings, freestyling, and a good dance style.

Hey Dudeman, bust out your talents, yo!

by Dudeman December 8, 2003

room temperature ones

a one which is not cold. however it is barely a one at all, as proven in strong bad's theory of the properties of ones, in which the ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude. room temperature ones are known to be drunk in foreign lands, along with not-so-cold ones and *shudder* warm ones.

Although on certain evenings in spring a cool one can be quite refreshing. Mmmmmm, thats a good one...

by dudeman February 21, 2004

speedy

The best adjective to describe somebody on the drug of speed.

Hey speedy, go get me my McBiggot sammich!

by Dudeman December 8, 2003

Match

A term referred to putting in an equal amount of weed to the rest of the people in your smoking group. In other words, if Pip throws in a nug of kine bud, Dudeman has to match the same amount of weed that was put in.

Hey Pip, wanna match up with me after school bro?

by Dudeman December 8, 2003

pokey the penguin

Pokry the Penguin has a degree in theoretical physics.

"Wait a minute, Pokeyzilla does not have a rocket launcher! You are just pokey!"

"Teehee!"

by dudeman February 21, 2004

doregard

Pencil and melon shaped TV star. Created by Strong Bad. Also works for the collection agency.

It's Doregard! Hey, how ya doin' Do'?

by dudeman February 21, 2004