chilem

A tiny bowl used for smoking marijuana. Chilems are generally short, and give you great hits.
Yo Pip, pass the chilem to the Dudeman biznitch!
by Dudeman December 08, 2003
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qwantz

A dinosaur comic where they talk about philosophy and sex and such. Exciting!

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by dudeman February 01, 2004
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txt-back anxiety

When a girl says she'll text you later, and ages later she still hasn't but you don't want to call her or you'll seem like a desperate idiot. Suffered by desperate idiots and paranoid teenage freaks like me and the rest of my ragtag bunch of misfits.
I got bad txt-back anxiety when Emma said she'd text me later and she still hadn't like 8 hours later. Turns out she said 'I'll text you tommorrow'. Oh well, I'm an idiot.
by dudeman April 10, 2004
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The Geeks

My band, for the most part we can't play instruments bar the drummer. We were going to be called The Lismuse Dashers, however we were amused by the American preoccupation with dividing teenagers into little social categories like 'jocks' and 'geeks'. Seeing ourselves to be the complete anti-thesis of the traditional view of a 'jock' we toyed with the name 'The Anti-Jocks' before settling for the simpler and easier to remember 'The Geeks'. Due to the fact that we know that this name will inevitably have been done before due to its sheer obviousness, we will probably change the name back to The Lismuse Dashers once we can actually play instruments. Despite our lack of musical talent, we have successfully written a song called 'I Fucking Hate My Parents', Original, isn't it?
Duuuuuuuuuuuude, The Lismuse Dashers (formerly The Geeks), totally rocked at that sold out gig at Wembley Arena last night! Everyone was moshing to 'I fucking Hate My Parents'!
by dudeman April 07, 2004
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VaVaVirgil

One of the best chatbots around. Super helpful for trivia, general info, and homework related stuff. By the way, smoking is stupid!
VaVaVirgil asks a question that has only one answer: "Can anybody tell me why smoking isn't stupid?"
by Dudeman December 05, 2003
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