dudeman's definitions

R

Queens of the Stone Ages best album. Contains their most famous song, 'Feel Good Hit Of The Summer'.

'Leg of Lamb'and 'Autopilot' are brilliant songs.

by dudeman May 23, 2004

chilem

A tiny bowl used for smoking marijuana. Chilems are generally short, and give you great hits.

Yo Pip, pass the chilem to the Dudeman biznitch!

by Dudeman December 8, 2003

choadweasel

1. One who enjoys oral stimulation of the choad.

2. A homosexual

3. A weasel (Mustela choadinius) whose dwelling resides upon a choad and is known for delighting in the irritation of choads and its musky gonadal scent.

4. An unwholesome and contemptible person.

Dude, you fuckin bogarted all my NoCali stizicky stash, just like a damn East Coast choadweasel.

by Dudeman October 21, 2003

gorilla man

a funny looking person who looks like a simian

J. Overly is a gorilla man. He looks funny.

by dudeman October 24, 2003

The Geeks

My band, for the most part we can't play instruments bar the drummer. We were going to be called The Lismuse Dashers, however we were amused by the American preoccupation with dividing teenagers into little social categories like 'jocks' and 'geeks'. Seeing ourselves to be the complete anti-thesis of the traditional view of a 'jock' we toyed with the name 'The Anti-Jocks' before settling for the simpler and easier to remember 'The Geeks'. Due to the fact that we know that this name will inevitably have been done before due to its sheer obviousness, we will probably change the name back to The Lismuse Dashers once we can actually play instruments. Despite our lack of musical talent, we have successfully written a song called 'I Fucking Hate My Parents', Original, isn't it?

Duuuuuuuuuuuude, The Lismuse Dashers (formerly The Geeks), totally rocked at that sold out gig at Wembley Arena last night! Everyone was moshing to 'I fucking Hate My Parents'!

by dudeman April 7, 2004