porn mag

a mens magazine usually filled with pornographic images ranging from scantily-clad young ladies (1950's era), to today's naked titty pics, beaver pics, lesbian, oral, anal, group, fetish, bdsm, and worse

this is the Print Era equivalent of porn web sites

sometimes called "porno"
Yuck. I was looking for my fishing gear in our garage when I found my dad's hidden stash.

Your dad smokes dope?

No man, worse. It was his porn mags. Gross.
by dsimms January 11, 2009
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porn queen

A porn queen usually refers to a woman who has appeared in pornographic media, such as movies (porn flicks), magazines (porn mags), or online porn sites (webporn).

Many porn queens cross over between the different forms of media, first becoming a skin mag model, then later a porn actress; sometimes this process is reversed. Some porn queens even start their own websites. Porn queens also go on road tours, starring or headlining at strip clubs in major cities.

Being a porn queen usually implies the actress/model has made a "name" for herself. Often a porn actress will choose a fake name with a humorous and/or double entendre meaning so as to make it memorable (for example, Bunny Blue).
"...Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed legal papers to become 'Jenna Jameson' and permanently move on from her birth name, Jenna Marie Massoli."
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008, on porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson

(calling porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson a 'princess' is like calling good Queen Liz a princess - a polite diminutive retrograde)
by dsimms January 11, 2009
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metal pussy teeth

a generic term for any fears that humans may have regarding sex with robots

because robots are really genderless machines, the phobic term "metal pussy teeth" applies to potential harm from any sexbot, male or female or other
"I'd only hit that Terminator chick if I could check her coochie for metal pussy teeth. Every time."

On a humorous side note, the urban myth became such a big concern that the Koreans started printing "No Metal Pussy Teeth" on the outside box of every LG-12 Sexbot, and on all their promotional literature.
by dsimms October 29, 2008
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West Bubblefuck

West Bubblefuck, or WBF, is the upscale American version of BFE, or Bumfuck Egypt.

You would expect to find the Snobbleys and Bickersons residing in West Bubblefuck, whereas you'd expect the inhabitants of BFE to be mostly TPT and cornpone.

In either case, the location refers to some place "way out to hell and gone".
"My cousin's family wanna move from Bumfuck Egypt, where they's livin now, clear out ta West Bubblefuck t'other side o' the tracks. I done told 'em they ain't gonna be happy there, livin 'mongst them rich folks. But they don't listen to me. I guess they got airs."

flip side:

"My cousin's family, quite pedigreed you know, want to move from their comfy townhouse in the suburbs out to that new development in south county. They're looking at buying some kind of barn-converted-loft, for God sakes, with acreage. That's like moving from West Bubblefuck out to Bumfuck Egypt if you ask me. So retrograde. Why don't they move into the city, where there's some culture?"
by dsimms May 26, 2008
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cyberline

the network connection you use to have cybersex with your cyber fuckbuddy

the conceptual network line running from your cyberlover's computer, through all the intermediate crap of the internet, ending up on your computer, on your screen
"Your folks got you a cyberline? Woot!"

"I told them I needed it for homework."
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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ST:NG

Star Trek: the Next Generation - the second tv series in the long-running science fiction franchise

usually pronouneced as "S T N G", as separate letters with no reference to the colon, even though it is _always_ written with the colon

also called simply "Next Generation" by the geekazoids

sometimes also written ST:tNG
"He is such a geek, when he says ST:NG you can hear the fucking colon in it, I swear"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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consensual reality

another description for virtual reality, especially when it involves multiple users interacting in a virtual space

"consensual reality" and virtual reality were made popular by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer, Johnny Mnemonic) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash) -- to truly understand VR and consensual reality, you should read them
"Yes, I achieved a form of sexual intimacy with my partner in consensual reality last night."

"Hey Professor! You mean you banged your squeeze in cyber last night? You da man! I told you VR sex was hot!"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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