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the new type of plastic rubber that feels exactly like human skin, especially the soft flesh of the genitals, used to make realistic sex toys
"I felt the sexflesh on that new realistic penis vibrator, man. It felt weird. Just like the skin on my own dick. It was freaky."
"What were you doing feeling up a realistic penis?"
"No no, man. You know that's not me. It's just they cut a hole in the package so you could touch it to see how realistic that new sexflesh feels. I just had to check it out."
"What were you doing feeling up a realistic penis?"
"No no, man. You know that's not me. It's just they cut a hole in the package so you could touch it to see how realistic that new sexflesh feels. I just had to check it out."
by dsimms January 9, 2009
Get the sexflesh mug.Can refer to a person or a sexbot. When refering to a person, "kinkazoid" usually means one of the following:
1. a general pervert
2. a pervert who owns and bangs a kinkazoid sexbot
3. someone who works at a Kinko's copy center
When referring to a sexbot, a "kinkazoid" is a sexbot specially designed or outfitted for some pervert fetish. For example:
1. a schoolgirl or Sailor Moon sexbot (popular in Japan);
2. an anime elf-waif sexbot (popular among D&D fans);
3. a life-size Barbie-replica sexbot;
4. a zoological creature, male or female, like a swan or hairy gorilla sexbot;
5. an alien male or female lifeform, like an Alien, Klingon, or Predator sexbot;
6. a wtf-celebrity sexbot, i.e. a replica of a celebrity or famous person not normally associated with sex, like Margaret Thatcher or Queen Victoria.
Note that alien sexbots like T'Pring (Star Trek) or Zhaan (Farscape) or 44 of D (Borg), or celebrity-replicas like Paris Hilton or Madonna sexbots, would not be considered kinkazoids because their prototypes are considered sexy (at least by some). "Kinkazoid" usually implies a sexbot that fulfills some kind of deviant desire or fantasy.
For some reason the teddy bear sexbots used by a lot of women are not considered deviant, therefore they aren't labeled as kinkazoids.
1. a general pervert
2. a pervert who owns and bangs a kinkazoid sexbot
3. someone who works at a Kinko's copy center
When referring to a sexbot, a "kinkazoid" is a sexbot specially designed or outfitted for some pervert fetish. For example:
1. a schoolgirl or Sailor Moon sexbot (popular in Japan);
2. an anime elf-waif sexbot (popular among D&D fans);
3. a life-size Barbie-replica sexbot;
4. a zoological creature, male or female, like a swan or hairy gorilla sexbot;
5. an alien male or female lifeform, like an Alien, Klingon, or Predator sexbot;
6. a wtf-celebrity sexbot, i.e. a replica of a celebrity or famous person not normally associated with sex, like Margaret Thatcher or Queen Victoria.
Note that alien sexbots like T'Pring (Star Trek) or Zhaan (Farscape) or 44 of D (Borg), or celebrity-replicas like Paris Hilton or Madonna sexbots, would not be considered kinkazoids because their prototypes are considered sexy (at least by some). "Kinkazoid" usually implies a sexbot that fulfills some kind of deviant desire or fantasy.
For some reason the teddy bear sexbots used by a lot of women are not considered deviant, therefore they aren't labeled as kinkazoids.
"Omigod! Did you hear? They busted open his basement and found a Margaret Thatcher kinkazoid down there! Fox News is hushing it up!"
"What a kinkazoid. I always knew he was a dirty Tory douche bag."
"What a kinkazoid. I always knew he was a dirty Tory douche bag."
by dsimms May 10, 2008
Get the kinkazoid mug.The term "porn princess" is a polite diminutive retrograde form of the more widespread term "porn queen". It does not imply her behavior is any less lewd or immoral or kinky.
"...Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed legal papers to become 'Jenna Jameson' and permanently move on from her birth name, Jenna Marie Massoli."
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008
by dsimms January 11, 2009
Get the porn princess mug.any pornography (books, movies, manga, etc.) involving robots
such pornography may include other standard porn fare: human males and females, animals, toys, bdsm equipment, aliens, tentacles, orifices, costumes, role-playing, and sometimes even plot - but the main focus in roboporn is usually on the robots
similar in usage to gnome porn
such pornography may include other standard porn fare: human males and females, animals, toys, bdsm equipment, aliens, tentacles, orifices, costumes, role-playing, and sometimes even plot - but the main focus in roboporn is usually on the robots
similar in usage to gnome porn
"Geez, your geekazoid little brother likes roboporn?"
"Yeah. And the other day I caught him fondling a carburetor."
"Man, that is so skiff"
"Yeah. And the other day I caught him fondling a carburetor."
"Man, that is so skiff"
by dsimms January 9, 2009
Get the roboporn mug.a mens magazine usually filled with pornographic images ranging from scantily-clad young ladies (1950's era), to today's naked titty pics, beaver pics, lesbian, oral, anal, group, fetish, bdsm, and worse
this is the Print Era equivalent of porn web sites
sometimes called "porno"
this is the Print Era equivalent of porn web sites
sometimes called "porno"
Yuck. I was looking for my fishing gear in our garage when I found my dad's hidden stash.
Your dad smokes dope?
No man, worse. It was his porn mags. Gross.
Your dad smokes dope?
No man, worse. It was his porn mags. Gross.
by dsimms January 11, 2009
Get the porn mag mug.A porn queen usually refers to a woman who has appeared in pornographic media, such as movies (porn flicks), magazines (porn mags), or online porn sites (webporn).
Many porn queens cross over between the different forms of media, first becoming a skin mag model, then later a porn actress; sometimes this process is reversed. Some porn queens even start their own websites. Porn queens also go on road tours, starring or headlining at strip clubs in major cities.
Being a porn queen usually implies the actress/model has made a "name" for herself. Often a porn actress will choose a fake name with a humorous and/or double entendre meaning so as to make it memorable (for example, Bunny Blue).
Many porn queens cross over between the different forms of media, first becoming a skin mag model, then later a porn actress; sometimes this process is reversed. Some porn queens even start their own websites. Porn queens also go on road tours, starring or headlining at strip clubs in major cities.
Being a porn queen usually implies the actress/model has made a "name" for herself. Often a porn actress will choose a fake name with a humorous and/or double entendre meaning so as to make it memorable (for example, Bunny Blue).
"...Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed legal papers to become 'Jenna Jameson' and permanently move on from her birth name, Jenna Marie Massoli."
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008, on porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson
(calling porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson a 'princess' is like calling good Queen Liz a princess - a polite diminutive retrograde)
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008, on porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson
(calling porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson a 'princess' is like calling good Queen Liz a princess - a polite diminutive retrograde)
by dsimms January 11, 2009
Get the porn queen mug.My mom lives in whitebread WBF with her new boyfriend. My dad still lives out in BFE. I'm staying with my aunt here in the city.
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