blogoo

meaningless blog drivel clogging up the major search engines on the web; from the term grey goo

when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless

this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words

other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic

link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity

now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses

capiche?

a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both

blogoo is the toe jam of the web

by dsimms April 21, 2008
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adify

to monetize your web pages, blog pages, or Myface pages by adding ad links, thus reaping the power of click-throughs and eyeballs (wtf?)

"Dude, you gotta adify, not dignify... look what Drudge did."

"So you're saying I should sell out?"

"Dude, get with the program... dollars is where it's at... sell your soul... to Google!"

by dsimms April 22, 2008
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Snobbleys

a mythical American family presumed to have all the degenerate qualities of stuck-up whitebread society; a snobbish version of the Cleavers

"Why would I wanna go to that party? It's gonna be all Snobbleys and Bickersons. I'd rather hang out with hellgoth emo wiggers, or snort Kool-Aid, than party with those snotty preps."

"He seems cool, but I met his parents, they're like, John and Janet Snobbley, and his siblings are a bunch of Ashleigh Jason clones."

by dsimms May 26, 2008
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expresso

any fancy Starbucks coffee beverage to go

Driving in to my cubicle today I stopped and got a frap'n'shot expresso. So I'm a little wired.

by dsimms May 01, 2008
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sex robot

"Sex robot" is the formal commercial or industrial term for a sexbot (also called fuckbot or suckbot), just as "sex worker" is the formal term for hookers, strippers, porn queens, and ho's.
Damn. The IRS wants me to list my sex robots as sex workers so they can charge me wage taxes. Damn.
by dsimms January 09, 2009
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dead hump

the act or person involved in sexual intercourse where the one partner (usually female) doesn't move or is unresponsive

this can happen due to anger or as a form of sex play

drunk persons sometimes become dead humps after they pass out
"She was pissed off at me last night, so halfway into it she decided to become a dead hump. I couldn't stop, so it made me feel like a necro"
by dsimms January 14, 2008
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pigsize

the largest size you can get in any product

for some products the largest size is king-size, family-size, giant-size, jumbo-size, or super-size - pigsize always refers to the largest
"What size drink you want with that?"

"Pigsize me!"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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