a variation on Stepford, referring to Stepford Wives, where something is bland and lifeless but at the same time has exciting sexual advantages or is oddly a turn-on in a kinky sort of way
see Stepford Wife
alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door
see Stepford Wife
alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door
A Suckford Wife would be one who is robotic and soulless, but gives great sex.
A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.
"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"
A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.
"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"
by dsimms May 26, 2008
biological yet constructed
biologically or genetically engineered (gengineered)
implies not natural, not created by nature
biologically or genetically engineered (gengineered)
implies not natural, not created by nature
The concept of bionoid humans has been around a long time. What do you think golems and Frankenstein's monster are?
"Out of clay and flesh, we carve thee."
or
"I think your boyfriend is a real bionoid douche bag"
"Out of clay and flesh, we carve thee."
or
"I think your boyfriend is a real bionoid douche bag"
by dsimms January 14, 2008
My mom lives in whitebread WBF with her new boyfriend. My dad still lives out in BFE. I'm staying with my aunt here in the city.
by dsimms May 26, 2008
strip naked and go swimming in a holy body of water, like the Sea of Galilee - especially applies to politicians during an election year
"Kansas congressman Yoder apologizes for swimming nude in Sea of Galilee" -- which is where Jesus walked on water and you-know-who decided to pull a yoder during a Congressional fact-finding tour to Israel
by dsimms August 20, 2012
a computer meta-design term which stands for Universal Masturbation Language
UML methodology has been used successfully in the design and implementation of several sexbot and fuckbot systems
UML is often used to bridge the gap between soft-ware and hard-ware
UML methodology has been used successfully in the design and implementation of several sexbot and fuckbot systems
UML is often used to bridge the gap between soft-ware and hard-ware
by dsimms January 16, 2008
the new type of plastic rubber that feels exactly like human skin, especially the soft flesh of the genitals, used to make realistic sex toys
"I felt the sexflesh on that new realistic penis vibrator, man. It felt weird. Just like the skin on my own dick. It was freaky."
"What were you doing feeling up a realistic penis?"
"No no, man. You know that's not me. It's just they cut a hole in the package so you could touch it to see how realistic that new sexflesh feels. I just had to check it out."
"What were you doing feeling up a realistic penis?"
"No no, man. You know that's not me. It's just they cut a hole in the package so you could touch it to see how realistic that new sexflesh feels. I just had to check it out."
by dsimms January 14, 2008
the network connection you use to have cybersex with your cyber fuckbuddy
the conceptual network line running from your cyberlover's computer, through all the intermediate crap of the internet, ending up on your computer, on your screen
the conceptual network line running from your cyberlover's computer, through all the intermediate crap of the internet, ending up on your computer, on your screen
by dsimms January 14, 2008