Definitions by drbollocks

dirtbox derby 

To do it up the arse with enthusiasm...as if heading for the finishing post on a racehorse.

"She won't be sitting down for a week...I rode her in the dirtbox derby last night"

dirtbox derby by drbollocks September 28, 2008

fuck-bomb

A theatrical term to describe the reaction of the more puritanical members of an audience when the word "fuck" is first used in a play.

"Did you see that couple get up and walk out when I dropped the 'fuck-bomb'?"

fuck-bomb by drbollocks May 9, 2008

gert

Used to refer to wife. UK Midlands

"Ey up...I saw your gert uptown last neet"

gert by drbollocks April 26, 2008

bobbo 

A horse (East midlands) ... when used in explaining to a small child.

"Oh look at the pretty bobboes"

bobbo by drbollocks April 20, 2008

tatas 

Derbyshire alternative for "walkies" directed toward small child.

"Come on m'duck...we're gooing tatas"

tatas by drbollocks April 20, 2008

gooin 

Midlands (UK) speak for "going"

"We're gooin t' chippy. D'yer want owt?"

gooin by drbollocks April 20, 2008

mix

A combination of chips and mushy peas in Derbyshire

I'll ay a pie 'n' mix wrapped please.

mix by drbollocks April 20, 2008