drbollocks's definitions

dirtbox derby

To do it up the arse with enthusiasm...as if heading for the finishing post on a racehorse.

"She won't be sitting down for a week...I rode her in the dirtbox derby last night"

by drbollocks September 28, 2008

Fuckuposity

The potential for fucking something up.

We were all hopeful, but aware that the situation was fraught with fuckuposity.

by drbollocks February 24, 2013

gooin

Midlands (UK) speak for "going"

"We're gooin t' chippy. D'yer want owt?"

by drbollocks April 20, 2008

quad ass

The illusion of a woman having four buttocks, through wearing over-tight panties beneath equally tight trousers, the panty-line cutting into and dividing the flesh of each cheek.

"What was Fat Sue thinking wearing tight pants...you can see her quad ass"

by drbollocks December 15, 2008

fuck-bomb

A theatrical term to describe the reaction of the more puritanical members of an audience when the word "fuck" is first used in a play.

"Did you see that couple get up and walk out when I dropped the 'fuck-bomb'?"

by drbollocks May 9, 2008

bobbo

A horse (East midlands) ... when used in explaining to a small child.

"Oh look at the pretty bobboes"

by drbollocks April 20, 2008

gert

Used to refer to wife. UK Midlands

"Ey up...I saw your gert uptown last neet"

by drbollocks April 26, 2008