missing link

The inexplicable phenomenon, when for no rational reason...you go a whole day without taking a poo.

Nick felt perfectly normal, yet he was acutely aware of not having taken a dump nearly two days now. Where was this missing link?"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

tatas

Derbyshire alternative for "walkies" directed toward small child.

"Come on m'duck...we're gooing tatas"

by drbollocks April 20, 2008

gooin

Midlands (UK) speak for "going"

"We're gooin t' chippy. D'yer want owt?"

by drbollocks April 20, 2008