doyle's definitions

Cohee

A large Loogy placed into your hand & then slung silently & indiscreetly onto someone.

I coheed 5 times on that bitch & she walked around the party with them oozing down her back

by Doyle February 11, 2004

A Slater

A woman sits naked on top of a glass table & takes a shit while you lay under the table & masturbate

She served up a mean slater with a side of corn

by Doyle February 11, 2004

gazook

A young man used for old mens pleasure

The gazook made alot of money at the convalescent home giving head

by doyle February 12, 2004

salad bar

A row of nice asses lined up & ready to to be eaten or have blue cheese dressing shot onto

I ate fourteen different salads at the bar last night

by doyle February 13, 2004

rashsquatch

A large big foot like person who drinks so much hard liquor that he develops a six color rash on his ass & taint region

I sold the rashsquatch a case of gold bond powder & he ran out in a week

by Doyle April 24, 2006

Touching cotton

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.

After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Fee Fee Bag

A jack off device made of a rubber glove,a rolled up towel, some duct tape & a squirt of lotion. (Usually used in Prison)

Someone ripped off my Fee Fee Bag so I had go into the meat locker,Drill a hole into a 5 pound boneless turkey breast & fuck the shit out of it.

by Doyle March 7, 2004