Spokesman

Someone who loves to 4x4 his meat mobile up the dirt road

The spokesman took alot of Brown at the Salad Bar

by Doyle March 08, 2004

toot

home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.

the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.

'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'

by doyle May 13, 2004

urban box sledding

Similiar to box sledding, except intercouse is performed in a motor vehicle.

I couldn't wait to get home so I had to urban box sled in my rigged Pinto.

by doyle December 06, 2003

chump squeeze

The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)

My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Cohee

A large Loogy placed into your hand & then slung silently & indiscreetly onto someone.

I coheed 5 times on that bitch & she walked around the party with them oozing down her back

by Doyle February 11, 2004

hawk

to steal or "borrow" something

Man i've got to go hawk some rubbers from my brother so I can fuck this bitch.

by Doyle November 15, 2003

Fee Fee Bag

A jack off device made of a rubber glove,a rolled up towel, some duct tape & a squirt of lotion. (Usually used in Prison)

Someone ripped off my Fee Fee Bag so I had go into the meat locker,Drill a hole into a 5 pound boneless turkey breast & fuck the shit out of it.

by Doyle March 08, 2004