41 definition by doyle

When a woman runs her finger in and out of her pussy & then rubs it around the rim of someones beverage.
She gave me a vajocko & it made my bloody mary taste more like clamatoe.
by Doyle February 18, 2004

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Fucking someones ass against their will.
I was in the prison hospital because a couple of well hung inmates took my brown
by Doyle February 11, 2004

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The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)
My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.
by Doyle February 11, 2004

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A large big foot like person who drinks so much hard liquor that he develops a six color rash on his ass & taint region
I sold the rashsquatch a case of gold bond powder & he ran out in a week
by Doyle February 18, 2004

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A young man used for old mens pleasure
The gazook made alot of money at the convalescent home giving head
by doyle February 12, 2004

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A pubic hair placed into a drink of a person you don't like
A gave that cocksucker a floating eddie & he didn't even know it.
by Doyle February 11, 2004

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An enormous erection with veins popping out that resembles a midget arm holding a potatoe
I hit her over the head with my seven vein boner & she got a mild concussion
by Doyle February 18, 2004

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