flesh clarinet

a penis, a phallus, a meat whistle, one's crank
she played my flesh clarinet last night while we were watching TV.
by Double D November 28, 2003
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Dick Dodgers

the name of my cousin's penis, or straight people
Dick Dodgers wants to use his forward laser cannon on her
by Double D February 11, 2004
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Opie and Anthony

A fantastic radio duo that always end up getting what they want. They started in Long Island, moved to Worcester/Boston's WAAF station, released a few CD's, got fired for an April Fool's prank, moved to NY, becamse nationally syndicated(!), and again were fired for pushing the limits of radio talk. They can now be heard on XM Satellite Radio.
Customer: I don't know if this satellite radio is worth it.
Sales Associate: Well, Opie and Anthony have a radio station on XM radio.
Customer: Sign me up!
by Double D April 07, 2005
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Vista Lay

Another name for Vista Way, one of the two apartment complexes set aside for Disney College Programmers. This shady complex is notorious for the amount of horny college-aged interns living there. Often the spot of much sex and sexually transmitted diseases.
CP 1: Hey man, I just came back fromt he doctor, I have an STD. Now i need to be in costume in an hour!

CP 2: Well, next time try hooking up in Chatham, not Vista Lay.
by Double D April 04, 2005
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spoon

GAY SEX!!! Two guys, one the pitcher the other the catcher.
Bubba spooned my daddy while he was in jail, and now my daddy is gay.
by Double D January 19, 2005
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Curad

Short for "calm your ass down".
Sox fan 1: I can't believe the Sox lost the season opener!
Sox fan 2: Curad, dude. They'll kick Yankees ass tomorrow.
by Double D April 05, 2005
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off da heazy

Straight up off da' hook, everything is crunk as hell!!!
This shit is off da' heazy.
by Double D May 13, 2003
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