donkeypunchyou's definitions

hootis

Generalized term for any given item or body part

Shut the hell up or I will kick you in the hootis!

by donkeypunchyou March 26, 2009

Alcowhoric

Some one who's dedicated to the pursuit of an alcowhore.

Ryan: I think I'm gonna head down to the bar and see if I can find an alcowhore.

Jake: Dude, I'm pretty sure they have a class for people like you... it's called AA... Alcowhorics Anonymous

by donkeypunchyou January 8, 2009

Gutter Dyke

Ugly homeless lesbian with man-ish figure. Also loosely defined as your friends ugly ex-wife. Can sometimes be used to describe women that are a little more than lets just say "undesirable".

I don't have any change ya fucking gutter dyke!

I know you're my friend but you've got to tell your "gutter dyke" to stop hitting on me.

by donkeypunchyou March 27, 2009

Textroversy

An argument or heated discussion in which takes place between two or more people via text message.

Person 1: omg I'm so sick of ur shit
Person 2: well my shit isn't as bad as ur's
Person 47: would u guy's just stfu and leave it b. Some1 needs 2 end this textroversy!

by donkeypunchyou March 26, 2009

Afro Manchu

A man typically of colored decent with an afro and a fu manchu mustache. See: Fu Manchu

Dad: Now that guy has style!

Son: What? I don't understand...

Dad: That's what we call an Afro Manchu. Now that's true old school!

Son: That's just b/c you're fucking old and grew up in the 70's.

by donkeypunchyou January 10, 2009

Mexobile

Any automobile that can be used to carry an unusually large number of passengers. Most Mexobiles are used to transport illegal immigrants back and forth to jobs in which they are all using the same social security number. You are most likely to see a Mexobile in any of the lower 48 states mainly because Hawaii is too far and there's no fence to jump over to get there and Alaska is just too damn cold for them.

Coworker 1: Jose came to pick Pedro up at work yesterday and you'd never guess who showed up and jumped in the Pinto: Pablo, Jesus, Maria, Juan, Carlos, Dora, Diego, and Bill.

Coworker 2: Tuesday I saw an entire paint and drywall crew with all of their equipment packed into a Chevy S-10 with a topper.

Coworker 3: That's nothing! Today I saw half a truck being pulled by a donkey.

Now that's a true Mexobile!

by donkeypunchyou March 11, 2009

Jigophobia

The blatant fear of black people. This fear is commonly mistaken for racism and affects most people who live in or around small rural towns all over America although most cases are recorded in the southern states.

I think Karen's Jigophobia is getting worse. Every time she sees a black person she screams rape and runs in the opposite direction.

by donkeypunchyou March 28, 2009