Wintendo

Windows 95, 98, or ME

He finally ditched his Wintendo and got a real operating system.

by DonH October 02, 2003

Media manipulation

Calling Clinton a draft-dodger for getting a college deferment, while ignoring the fact that Dubya pulled strings to get himself past thousands of other people on the waiting list for the Texas Air National Guard after scoring in the 25th percentile on his flight test.

With enough media manipulation, people might actually think Governer Bush can find Canada on a map.

by DonH October 02, 2003

utopia

Todd Rundgrin's old band - like anyone cares

My Utopia album is older than my kid's English teacher.

by DonH October 02, 2003

farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!

by DonH October 02, 2003

jock itch

A condition in which a man's scrotum (i.e. balls) itch incessantly as he desperately tries to scratch in some subtle but effective way.

Sorry, dear, but I got jock itch that won't quit

by DonH October 07, 2003

Frank Zappa

A visionary, a real musician, and one damn fine guitarist. Frank didn't give a damn about musical labels or conventions. He collaborated with everyone from Flo & Eddy to George Duke to Tuvian Throat Singers. He was also the first to realize that dental floss was an important cash crop to the state of Montana.

Frank Zappa was a genius

by DonH October 03, 2003

Internet for Dummies

America Online

He was too stupid to use a real ISP, so he got the Internet for Dummies

by DonH October 02, 2003