Pushing Cotton

"I'm really pushing cotton here, I must find a bathroom right now."
by Don November 30, 2003
Get the Pushing Cotton mug.

Retard

1. Slang, N; Mentally retarted person.
2. Slang, N; Stupid Person
3. Verb; Resistant to outside influences or substances.
1. "Look at all the retards'
"My brother is a retard"

2. "Bobby is such a retard"
"Only retards each boogers"

3. "Retard the flames with your urine, Retard"
by Don August 05, 2004
Get the Retard mug.

uptanker

It is the comapnion to the drydocker. To rid a commode of its flushing water, and to then deficate in the tank on the rear of the commode.
The janitor hates us after last night. They got both a drydocker and a uptanker.
by Don August 29, 2004
Get the uptanker mug.

Howard Dean

The man who we thought would be running for president but did extraordinarily badly in the primaries. Too liberal, too crazed, too short, too stocky, too uncharismatic. Doesn't look good, Dean!! And who gives their height in quarter inches?
"I'm 5'8". Almost 5'9". 5'8 3/4 to be exact." -Howard Dean
by Don February 07, 2004
Get the Howard Dean mug.

flatulence

Fart, gas, cheese, break wind, cut, cut cheese, rip, ripped the cheese, let, let one, ripper, skunk bait, fluffer, poofer, false pooper, put-put, poof-poof, brown-dart, blue-dart, chair air, room clearer, angel's whisper, the dog did it, rotten eggs, anal methane.
"I had such bad flatulence, I could not sleep"
by Don August 07, 2004
Get the flatulence mug.

muff

it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff
by don June 16, 2003
Get the muff mug.

scrt

scrt is a word that is used to describe many things. Its primary meaning is for when ur going a 120 mph on the highway and then deside to pull the ebreak...the second meaning is one that basically says that u can use the word scrt in replacement for anyother word...
primary definition: ya i was drivin on route to in my e class then i descided to scrt
secondary definition: ya so she was on the phone with me and i was all scrt
by DON April 07, 2004
Get the scrt mug.