An individual who's actions or behaviours deviate from what is normal, moral or tastefull. A matter of opinion or fact.
Usually applied when describing someones sexual desires or actions, can also apply to law.
Usually applied when describing someones sexual desires or actions, can also apply to law.
Licking a stranger's feet - Pervert
Licking your wife's feet because it makes her giggle - Normal
Talking about licking your wife's feet - depends on who it's to.
Killing someone in a drink drive accident and then bribing the jury - a perversion of justice.
Licking your wife's feet because it makes her giggle - Normal
Talking about licking your wife's feet - depends on who it's to.
Killing someone in a drink drive accident and then bribing the jury - a perversion of justice.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
Get the Pervertmug. Use it in the same context as moose, although with the added bonus of sounding acceptable in affection too.
Holy shit, that moof is always pissed.
Ah, poor moof... is there anything you can do without getting hurt?
Ah, poor moof... is there anything you can do without getting hurt?
by dj_monged August 16, 2004
Get the moofmug. Having a memory involving something dark and repressed and sweating profusely whilst you wonder just who else knows.
A free floating fear or anxiety that will latch onto just about anything.
A free floating fear or anxiety that will latch onto just about anything.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
Get the paranoiamug. Possibly a 1337 sock, assumably these boys and girls put their sockets in them.
Replacing numerals for characters is getting old, quick.
Replacing numerals for characters is getting old, quick.
h4x0r.thirteen- im so gonna go to the store and buy poptartz
leet_hacks@w- don't forget to put on your s0cks. xxx
h4x0r.thirteen- my WINS0CKS?
leet_hacks@w- ...
leet_hacks@w- right, enough of this mindfucking drivel. i'm off to buy a gun and some vodka. fuck you all.
h4x0r.thirteen- ...
h4xor.thirteen- yeah, me too. lets kill our sorry asses.
leet_hacks@w- don't forget to put on your s0cks. xxx
h4x0r.thirteen- my WINS0CKS?
leet_hacks@w- ...
leet_hacks@w- right, enough of this mindfucking drivel. i'm off to buy a gun and some vodka. fuck you all.
h4x0r.thirteen- ...
h4xor.thirteen- yeah, me too. lets kill our sorry asses.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
Get the s0ckmug. The name of a boutique in Los Angeles that became so infamous that it became a dictionary word, although I've yet to find it in a dictionary.
A book by Bret Easton Ellis about Victor, a delsuional youth who can't work what's going on or where he is. Essentially a made up world of glamor. The title is based around the idea of fake becoming reality, a bit like MTV. Naturally Victor's been on MTV, trouble is he doesn't seem to know when he's on it.
Awesome. Cryptic. Has been called the book of the 90s.
A book by Bret Easton Ellis about Victor, a delsuional youth who can't work what's going on or where he is. Essentially a made up world of glamor. The title is based around the idea of fake becoming reality, a bit like MTV. Naturally Victor's been on MTV, trouble is he doesn't seem to know when he's on it.
Awesome. Cryptic. Has been called the book of the 90s.
Violent, poetic social commentary from the writer of American Psycho.
"The better you look, the more you see"
"The better you look, the more you see"
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
Get the Glamoramamug. 1. International Business Machines
2. Big Blue
The creators of the BIOS system most computers are based around. Unfortunately arrogant enough to publish their BIOS code in a context akin to saying, "Look, this is how it's done. If you do it in a similar way we'll know where you got it from."
Phoenix Technologies where the first to successfully cheat the challenge; one team of scientists simply worked directly on the IBM BIOS and made an exhaustive table of commands and responses, another team who had no knowledge of IBMs existing code were given the table to write a new BIOS.
This is how IBM lost their monopoly on PC design, how the first buyers of Phoenix BIOS, Compaq placed themselves on the market, and generally a nice example of David and Goliath.
2. Big Blue
The creators of the BIOS system most computers are based around. Unfortunately arrogant enough to publish their BIOS code in a context akin to saying, "Look, this is how it's done. If you do it in a similar way we'll know where you got it from."
Phoenix Technologies where the first to successfully cheat the challenge; one team of scientists simply worked directly on the IBM BIOS and made an exhaustive table of commands and responses, another team who had no knowledge of IBMs existing code were given the table to write a new BIOS.
This is how IBM lost their monopoly on PC design, how the first buyers of Phoenix BIOS, Compaq placed themselves on the market, and generally a nice example of David and Goliath.
The IBM BIOS standard becoming ripped off has both advanced compatibility and held back the market at once, but at least it's basically open-source.
by dj_monged August 16, 2004
Get the IBMmug. The Pinball song from Sesame Street is scientifically proven to be the best song in the world, teaching kids counting and rhythm, funk and awe.
The second best would be the Number Song by Dj Shadow.
The second best would be the Number Song by Dj Shadow.
Ever notice how the repetitive 30 second spots between the rest of the show emulated adverts? In fact so much so that no-one's allowed to advertise during Sesame Street.
by dj_monged August 28, 2004
Get the pinball songmug.