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muntered 

The dangerous, heady combination of taking one too many E whilst drinking heavily.

When you're so high that eating something, smoking a joint or drinking water will be of no help whatsoever.

Can, of course apply to other drugs, usually speedy ones.
Havin' a good one?
I think so mate, but fuck me, am I muntered.
muntered by dj_monged August 15, 2004
Generally a small piece of fried potato.

In America a chip comes in a special silver moon-bag and is able to withstand atomic blasts. Sometimes the chip comes in a card tube and is manufactured to aeronautic levels of tolerance in regards of flavor and shape.

In the Uk chips come wrapped in yesterdays news and vary greatly in quality and flavour, although are pretty much as dull as a staple food can be.

If you want the Uk equivalent of a chip, it's a crisp. And yeah, we have the little foil lined bags too.
Was putting Olestra in Pringles' chips really a good idea?

A bag of chips on the way back from the pub is never a bad idea.
chip by dj_monged August 15, 2004

Alienware 

One of the only computer builders to make cool looking systems. Even pricier than Mac and occasionaly the same system can be built by selecting a cheaper model and adding the extra stuff as options, but still totaling less.

Stunning cases and the first builder to offer liquid cooling on desktops or replacable graphics cards in laptops. They even respray mice and keyboards to match their cases.

Oh yeah, the coolest thing; the eyes on them change color to let you know the battery status. Awesome.
He bought an Alienware laptop for the lan party and all the jealous 1337 nerds shunned him like a Mac user.

You can always buy a cheap one and put a really high-end graphics card in later.
Alienware by dj_monged August 15, 2004

Tank Slapper

When the fuel in a vehicle hits the inside of the tank hard enough to shake it, nearly always cause by making sudden, unplanned turns. Tank slapping is a symptom of bad driving.

Many cars use special baffles to help reduce this.

Can also include the rider's legs on a motorcycle.
Leaving the last bad corner on Snake Pass I missed the apex and over corrected. When the tank started slapping I thought I was a dead man.
Tank Slapper by dj_monged August 15, 2004
An individual who's actions or behaviours deviate from what is normal, moral or tastefull. A matter of opinion or fact.

Usually applied when describing someones sexual desires or actions, can also apply to law.
Licking a stranger's feet - Pervert

Licking your wife's feet because it makes her giggle - Normal

Talking about licking your wife's feet - depends on who it's to.

Killing someone in a drink drive accident and then bribing the jury - a perversion of justice.
Pervert by dj_monged August 14, 2004

Two C***s in a Kitchen 

A genuine technical term used in advertising, often abreviated to "two c's in a kitchen". This unbeleivably offensive term relates to any advert based around two people discussing something for the purpose of a camera.

The origins of this are based in early washing powder comercials where two people would say something like "Oh, how do you get those whites so bright?". Apparently even in the early days people found it hard to keep a straight face on set.

Now there are several pastiches, including two c's by a washing line, two c's in a bar, in a car, anywhere.

In short, two people discussing something pointlessly and in an artificial or clearly staged manner for the benefit of onlookers, sometimes in irony.
Dude, I just had to sit through a party political broadcast with a staged interview. It was so totally two c's.
Always available at bars, both over the counter as a soft drink or mixer and everywhere from the guest lounge to the toilets.

Often the word media or media bar means coke freindly, due to the common opinion that any person working in the media profession is a coke user.
Man at bar: "Vodka and coke please, barkeep".
Barman "Do you want ice in that?"

Man at bar: "Gram of coke my good man."
Tense guy: "We ain't got any. You want ice instead?"
coke by dj_monged August 14, 2004