28 definition by dj mbm

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?
What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton
by dj mbm July 10, 2008

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the godmama of all tragic singers, played Dorothy in 'Wizard of Oz', gave birth to Liza Minnelli, Od'd at the age of 47, and perennial icon to the gays.
Damn, girl, don't go messing up your career on those uppers or you'll end up over the rainbow like Judy Garland.
by dj mbm July 10, 2008

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Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.
Oh great, Mariah Carey is #1 again, yawn.
by dj mbm July 10, 2008

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Who every blonde chick thinks she is.
"Does this make me look enough like Marilyn Monroe?"
by dj mbm July 10, 2008

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Teen megastar from the boonies (and daughter of Billy Ray 'achy breaky heart' Cyrus) who got hired by Disney to lip-sync crappy songs. Gets paid billions of dollars for doing nothing. Likes to take off her top on her MySpace page.
Hannah Montana can march her white trash ass right back to where she came from...
by dj mbm July 16, 2008

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Prettyboy/homo who stars in the 'High School Musical' movies and 'Haispray' and "dates" Vanessa 'nudie' Hudgens.
Those twinks could easily enter the Zac Efron lookalike contest.
by dj mbm July 10, 2008

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Pretyboy/homo who stars in the 'High School Musical' movies and 'Haispray' and "dates" Vanessa 'nudie' Hudgens.
He really must be into himself, he thinks he's Zac Efron's his boyfriend.
by dj mbm July 10, 2008

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