dirty sanchez's definitions

Choco Taco

It's when someone takes a crap on a girls Cooch then eats her out.

Mah Bitch Goes crazy for the Choco Taco

by Dirty Sanchez October 13, 2003

Orced

To believe that a certain fact is true, only to discover later that the opposite is the case.

I was viewing the live Fantasy Football scoring on CBS sportsline last night and I was winning, then the next day I looked at the scoring again to discover I had been Orced and lost the game, Damnit Mogle!

by Dirty Sanchez October 22, 2003

respect

Something you give to a picture of a fit girl when alone at night in your room. Generally involving a box of tissues.

"I'm off to my room to respect Jessica Biel ragged"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Pink Oboe

Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.

"I'm going to play my pink oboe"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Butt Hole Surfer

A gentlement who owns a small dog, a traveller on the marmite motorway.

"What out for that guy he's a Butt Hole Surfer"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

3 way discharge

When you get so drunk that you puke up, piss yourself and shit in your pants.

"I was so hammered last night I did a three way discharge"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003