146 definitions by dildo777
CAP: Descending to 600 course 360 Aeroflot 821
F/O: Take it take it
CAP: What do you mean fucking take it
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
CAP: I can't do it either
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
F/O: Other way other directions
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
F/O: Fucking hell
CAP: Well
F/O: What the Fuck are we doing?
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
ATC: 821 contact tower approach 127.1
F/O: Fuck!
CAP: Pizdets!
SOUND OF IMPACT
END OF RECORDING
F/O: Take it take it
CAP: What do you mean fucking take it
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
CAP: I can't do it either
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
F/O: Other way other directions
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
F/O: Fucking hell
CAP: Well
F/O: What the Fuck are we doing?
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
ATC: 821 contact tower approach 127.1
F/O: Fuck!
CAP: Pizdets!
SOUND OF IMPACT
END OF RECORDING
by dildo777 November 26, 2021
-Hey, do you know, the first man in Russia was charged for insulting the president.
He called Putin skazochny dolboeb (fabulous dickhead).
-I think, they charged him not for insulting, but for spreading false statement.
???
-Putin is not fabulous dickhead, but real dickhead
He called Putin skazochny dolboeb (fabulous dickhead).
-I think, they charged him not for insulting, but for spreading false statement.
???
-Putin is not fabulous dickhead, but real dickhead
by dildo777 May 30, 2019
by dildo777 March 28, 2022
Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.
Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.
Among his pranks were:
- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser
- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.
Among his pranks were:
- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser
- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.
laughs
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.
laughs
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
by dildo777 June 29, 2019
Solo project of German musician Till Lindemann (Rammstein), which belongs to the genre of porn music
The name is curse expression in Russian, meaning "fuck you" or "fuck off".
The name is curse expression in Russian, meaning "fuck you" or "fuck off".
-What is that playing?
-Na chui
-Why are you swearing?
-Im not swearing, it's a new Till Lindemann's band name
-Na chui
-Why are you swearing?
-Im not swearing, it's a new Till Lindemann's band name
by dildo777 July 24, 2020
An unknown psychodelic substance, which psychiatrist Ben Sobel was smoking in the movie "Analyze this"
I smoked a titubet, and I had a guacalude
And suddenly I'm in fishnets and singin' show tunes.
These things happen, but it has nothing to do
With what I'm here with you fine gentlemen today.
And suddenly I'm in fishnets and singin' show tunes.
These things happen, but it has nothing to do
With what I'm here with you fine gentlemen today.
by dildo777 April 9, 2019
A music genre performed mostly or totally on electronic instruments: synthesizers, samplers and drum machines.
Often confused with New Wave, but it's not the same. New Wave is guitar-based genre, and synth-pop evolved from new wave by replacing guitar-based arrangements with synths.
It was extremely popular genre in 80s, but in 2000s had sort of comeback, and loyal fan base
Often confused with New Wave, but it's not the same. New Wave is guitar-based genre, and synth-pop evolved from new wave by replacing guitar-based arrangements with synths.
It was extremely popular genre in 80s, but in 2000s had sort of comeback, and loyal fan base
by dildo777 January 31, 2023