dildo777's definitions
by dildo777 April 1, 2025
Get the Cucumberpatchmug. When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.
Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
by dildo777 October 18, 2023
Get the compulsive masturbation disordermug. I car which user don't care about, a basic mean of transportation. An old but reliable and cheap to run,
often not looking good due to dents, rust and/or damage from minor collisions
often not looking good due to dents, rust and/or damage from minor collisions
by dildo777 August 11, 2025
Get the shitboxmug. A capital of horse sex.
Small town in Washington state, became notorious after Kenneth Pinyan's epic death in the horse farm
Small town in Washington state, became notorious after Kenneth Pinyan's epic death in the horse farm
by dildo777 August 8, 2019
Get the Enumclawmug. member, penis, cock, knob, bone, bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, humpmobile, Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbasa, schlong, willie, dink, tool, Big Ben, Mr. Happy, peter, pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick
by dildo777 January 27, 2018
Get the body partmug. that's Icelandic for clit. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.
popularised in Hostel movie by Oli "King of the swing"
popularised in Hostel movie by Oli "King of the swing"
-I'm the first in line for snípur
-Snípur?
-Oh, that's Icelandic for "clit"
-Clitoris, or clitoris, however you wanna say that. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.
-Oh, yeah. Very good snípur in Iceland.
-Snípur?
-Oh, that's Icelandic for "clit"
-Clitoris, or clitoris, however you wanna say that. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.
-Oh, yeah. Very good snípur in Iceland.
by dildo777 January 29, 2024
Get the snípurmug. literally - a cotton padded jacket, used by Russian soldiers during Second world war.
In movies and postcards Russian soldier often portrayed in vatnik jacket and with PPSH-41 machine gun
modern pejorative - a Putin’s supporter, a Russian fully loyal to the government and approving everything what they do, including but not limited to: annexation of Crimea, war against Ukraine, hatred towards USA, NATO and West in general
typical cliches which vatniks believe in and repeat:
-Russia has it’s own special mission in history
-USA and NATO are our enemies and want to destroy us
-Ukraine is nazi
-Ukrainian president is puppet of the USA
-Crimea is ours
-We can repeat it! (a patriotic meme related to the victory over Germany in II WW)
In movies and postcards Russian soldier often portrayed in vatnik jacket and with PPSH-41 machine gun
modern pejorative - a Putin’s supporter, a Russian fully loyal to the government and approving everything what they do, including but not limited to: annexation of Crimea, war against Ukraine, hatred towards USA, NATO and West in general
typical cliches which vatniks believe in and repeat:
-Russia has it’s own special mission in history
-USA and NATO are our enemies and want to destroy us
-Ukraine is nazi
-Ukrainian president is puppet of the USA
-Crimea is ours
-We can repeat it! (a patriotic meme related to the victory over Germany in II WW)
by dildo777 October 25, 2022
Get the vatnikmug.