dildo777's definitions

pinus nigra

Big and thick piece of wood, which every white girl secretly dreams about. A scientific name of kind of pine tree.

I want pinus nigra as a gift for the Christmas
-????
-I mean, as Christmas tree

by dildo777 June 24, 2018

getaway driver

Driver, hired by criminals to flee from crime scene.

You said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

(a quote from Snatch movie)

by dildo777 December 25, 2016

opener

An innocent phrase to pick up a girl

-How do you get laid with the ladies?

-I use direct opener: "Mam, would you like to fuck?"
-But you can get slapped in the face!
-Well, some slap, but some fuck

by dildo777 July 25, 2018

James Deen

James Deen with ee
Porn actor, often confused with old school hottie James Dean by Taylor Swift fans

In Taylor Swift’s song Style from “1989,” she has a lyric that goes:

You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye
And I got that red lip classic thing that you like

Unfortunately, now some people think that she’s singing about Porny James Deen instead of Hottie James Dean.

by dildo777 September 26, 2022

per rectum

Latin term for rectal drug administration

Patient: doctor , I have a pain and swelling in the ass
Doctor: You have hemorrhoids. Get this suppositories, and use it twice in a day per rectum.
Patient: doctor, what does 'per rectum mean'?

Doctor: apply it rectally

Patient: what is rectally? Can you explain it simple?
Doctor (getting annoyed): Through the ass!

by dildo777 November 10, 2017

pacu

Testicle-eating fish. Big fish related to piranha family, native to Southern America. Naturally it feeds on plant seeds and nuts, but can mistake hanging ballsack for edible fruit.

The pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite, there have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea where some men have had their testicles bitten off

by dildo777 October 9, 2018

comparative fallometry

Term for group of guys attempting to show who is alpha

Stupid alpha guy: -My dick is bigger than yours
Nerdy guy: -Don't start comparative fallometry

by dildo777 December 10, 2023