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pindos

Originated from Kosovo war in 1999. Russian peacekeeping force soldiers called American soldiers pindos or pendos because they looked funny and fat, like penguins, in full combat ammunition.

Later, the word carried over to whole American citizens as pejorative. Also, USA = Pendostan or Pindostan (country of Pindos)
Russian army general to the officers of peacekeeping force in Kosovo:
-Dear officers. I'm politely asking you to stop calling pindos by "pindos". They are very offended by this
by dildo777 April 3, 2022
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Mahoney

Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.

Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.

Among his pranks were:

- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser

- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.

laughs

Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
by dildo777 June 29, 2019
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Dream Theater

Regarded in the metal community as kings of musical masturbation

These guys can play as many notes in a second as possible.
Dream Theater are top notch musicians, but too much obsessed with wanking their instruments
by dildo777 May 1, 2022
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A-Ha

Norwegian synth-pop band, which recorded a few hits in 80s and 90s, and also a music theme for James Bond franchise movie "The Living Daylights" .

Morten Harket, the lead singer, was a hottie and sex idol
A-Ha is one of the iconic 80s synth-pop bands
by dildo777 February 1, 2023
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fabulous dickhead

Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich.
The President of the Russian Federation
-Putin is a fabulous dickhead.
-Please don't spread false rumours. Putin is not fabulous, but real dickhead!
by dildo777 June 1, 2019
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Dogfart

Porn production company and website, dedicated to interracial porn

Yes, it's spelled correctly like that - Dogfart
Dogfart network is full of white chicks stuffed with black dicks
by dildo777 March 15, 2022
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metro

Third sexual orientation. Somebody, who dress like gay, but not essentially gay.
Who are you? Bi, gay or metro?
by dildo777 July 18, 2018
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