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fap content

A media content on the Internet you can fap to. Usually, in form of NSFW picture or video.

Dear forum users, please do not upload fap content, or hide it inside spoiler tags

by dildo777 January 15, 2022

dick amputation

Nightmare of every man.
Doctors propose it as the last resort in case of gangrene, or dick cancer.

-Whats with that dickless Jason? He cries like a girl all the time.
-He had a cancer and suffered from dick amputation. So he's literally dickless

by dildo777 June 5, 2019

John Paul II

The only canonized Saint involved in pedophilia scandal

John Paul II protected pedophile priests when he was Archbishop of Krakow in Poland

by dildo777 June 14, 2023

Bunker rat

Putin.

because he never leaves his bunker

Bunker rat Putin intimidates to nuke the whole world, because he believes he will survive in his bunker

by dildo777 October 7, 2022

Keith Emerson

Baddest ass keyboard player, a founder of rock bands The Nice and Emerson, Lake and Palmer. He was first rock musician, who put keyboard in the forefront of the band, as leading instrument.

Keith was famous by his flamboyant stage acts, like stabbing organ keyboard with Nazi knife, or simulating fuck with his instrument . Often called "Hendrix of keyboards", for his epatage playing style. Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.

Keith Emerson was Hendrix of keyboards! No, he was Kurt Cobain of keyboards.

by dildo777 July 13, 2018

bydlo

1. Lower class, poorly educated, unsophisticated people with slave mentality and lack of critical thinking

2. Electorate of Putin

3. Those who vote for populist dictators , and believe in everything said on government-controlled TV programs

4. Putin himself

Only bydlo can vote for bydlo as president

by dildo777 June 14, 2022