dildo777's definitions

toeing

a foot version of fingering.

inserting a toe into vagina or anus of the partner

-Do you like fingering?
-I'm into toeing

by dildo777 January 29, 2023

meat assault

Russian war tactic to sacrifice many soldiers to achieve little in war success. Like: 200 dead soldiers for acquiring 1km2 territory. The tactic is widely used in war with Ukraine.

Meat in Russian language is a slang term for cannon fodder , here's the term.

Russians lost 1000 soldiers in one day during meat assault in Avdeevka

by dildo777 January 9, 2024

John Paul II

The only canonized Saint involved in pedophilia scandal

John Paul II protected pedophile priests when he was Archbishop of Krakow in Poland

by dildo777 June 14, 2023

plan

1. A plot, a schedule, or scheme
2. Hashish, marijuana

Stalin on the meeting with his army generals, walking back and forth and smoking his pipe
Stalin: -Comrade Zhukov, is it your plan?
Zhukov: -Yes, Comrade Stalin!
Stalin, having a good puff: -Comrade Zhukov, you have a great plan!

by dildo777 October 20, 2018

fisting club

a misspelling of 'fitness club', which gives a whole new meaning to the gym

-I got a subscription to the fisting club
-You are so modest girl, I didn't know you are into that
-I just love physical exercise

by dildo777 May 28, 2020

musical masturbation

A plague of many modern electric guitarists. Long and excessive solo on the guitar or other instrument, to show technical superiority rather than compositional and songwriting skills.

Dream Theater are kings of musical masturbation

by dildo777 February 24, 2017