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by diddy kong September 13, 2009
Get the D.R. mug.white girl: "Nikki was like with him the whole night...i was like what a slut."
black dude: "this bitch wouldn't leave me the fuck alone! i was like damn bitch, you aint even that pretty, plus you aint got no ass."
black dude: "this bitch wouldn't leave me the fuck alone! i was like damn bitch, you aint even that pretty, plus you aint got no ass."
by diddy kong September 19, 2009
Get the i was like mug.the feeling a girl feels when a man brags about being well endowed, building up anticipation for the female, and later she gets him in bed, only to find out he is very small, and unable to satisfy her
( dick + disappointed )
( dick + disappointed )
Tj laid me down last night, my after all that bragging needless to say I was very dick-sappointed
black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment
black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment
by diddy kong September 28, 2009
Get the dick-sappointment mug.(males) def. 1: when one busts while a person is in the room next door, only to realize they have no where to wipe the mess, and can't go to the bathroom because said person would see them walking to the bathroom, therefore stuck in the room with a big mess
def. 2: when one busts with a laptop on their stomach or in a weird position, and after their hands are messy with residue, they can not move anything off of them (ex blanket, pillow) and can not use their hands to get up from a laying position, therefore trapped laying down, with sticky hands
def. 2: when one busts with a laptop on their stomach or in a weird position, and after their hands are messy with residue, they can not move anything off of them (ex blanket, pillow) and can not use their hands to get up from a laying position, therefore trapped laying down, with sticky hands
"I was laying on the couch with my laptop on my stomach watching porn, and my legs were wrapped in a blanket, and both my hands were covered...I had no way of getting up. this is when I realized I was cum trapped. but at least I 'came' up with a new urban dictionary word, right?"
-me on how I thought of the word
-me on how I thought of the word
by diddy kong November 21, 2009
Get the cum trapped mug.someone who gives incredible head
(doesn't necessarily need to be a fine chic either, i mean some girls just have that cute brain face)
(doesn't necessarily need to be a fine chic either, i mean some girls just have that cute brain face)
by diddy kong November 29, 2009
Get the incrheadible mug.I spent an hour looking for my 5 pages of math homework last night (at 2 a.m.), and ended up finding it right under my pillow. note that I was sitting on my bed when I noticed I lost my homework. I was happily heated to find it
anthony was happily heated when he finally lost his virginity, but caught a few stds in the process
anthony was happily heated when he finally lost his virginity, but caught a few stds in the process
by diddy kong December 16, 2009
Get the happily heated mug.when the alpha male bites the head of a giggle stick a little while being thrusted by a black man going balls deep, and when it hurts, he bites down hard causing it to pop off like decapitation.
fenno decapitated holla whilst grace was teaching fenno the Heimlich's maneuver if you know what i mean
by diddy kong April 3, 2007
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