3 definitions by DICKBUTT

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When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.
I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.
by Dickbutt March 10, 2012
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An Alaskan Cream Pie is the act of pulling out of the woman's vagina as you're about to blow, then pouring alcohol on the penis and setting it on fire before putting it back into the woman and cumming inside of her.
I was fucking my ex violently for revenge, and to put the icing on the cake, I gave her a good ol' Alaskan Cream Pie.
by dickbutt April 03, 2012
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On point of ejaculation, a man screams "DICKDOODLE" and tries as he comes to draw an amusing image on the womans face, with his mess.
1. OMG Dave, I totally dickdoodled Janet last night.
Hly sht seriously?

2. Dave I can't believe you screwed my woman. You're such a dickdoodle.
by DICKBUTT March 23, 2008
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