Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..
by Dick Splash August 17, 2003
mugGet the Scrumpmug.

plonker

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cunt and wanker.
John is a plonker.
by Dick Splash August 17, 2003
mugGet the plonkermug.

spackle

Usually white in color and very handy for filling in dry wall holes.
"I need to spackle that hole as the children like to tear up the house."
by Dick Splash November 10, 2003
mugGet the spacklemug.

duchess

1. Wife of a duke.

2. Track #9 from 'The Raven'.
1. The dukes new wife is hot!

2. Did you see the 'duchess' video - them shade wearing meninblack are funny!
by Dick Splash November 16, 2003
mugGet the duchessmug.

jap's eye

Right there on the top of your dick. Out of it comes come and piss.
Aimed his jap's eye right at her throat and gave her a pearl necklace.
by Dick Splash November 08, 2003
mugGet the jap's eyemug.

divvy

Al Sharpton is a divvy.
by Dick Splash September 20, 2003
mugGet the divvymug.

union

Contradiction and the funniest thing you will ever see.
"Did you see where the business agent got fired by his own union - I wonder who will file his grievance?"
by Dick Splash August 16, 2003
mugGet the unionmug.