Definitions by dick splash

censor 

In this case it is a moron who decides what is appropriate to list or not. From a web site littered with the words 'fuck' and 'cunt', that's funny.

The censor is a fucking cunt.

censor by Dick Splash December 29, 2003

duchess 

1. Wife of a duke.

2. Track #9 from 'The Raven'.

1. The dukes new wife is hot!

2. Did you see the 'duchess' video - them shade wearing meninblack are funny!

duchess by Dick Splash November 16, 2003

rag wool 

Material made sheep and woven into fine and warm sweaters.

I like rag wool sweaters, 'cos they are warm and you get to fuck the supplier.

rag wool by Dick Splash November 16, 2003

golf 

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.

Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.

golf by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

Big toe

There is one on each foot.

My left foots' big toe is next the big toe on my tight foot. How about that!

Big toe by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

spackle 

Usually white in color and very handy for filling in dry wall holes.

"I need to spackle that hole as the children like to tear up the house."

spackle by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

fatty 

Unattractive people who will never grace covers of magazines ( except fat people magazines) nor be professional athletes.

Look at that hot, voluptuous fat stripper. "Hey fatty, bend over a little more and I'll spot you a 10".

fatty by Dick Splash November 10, 2003