dick splash's definitions

censor

In this case it is a moron who decides what is appropriate to list or not. From a web site littered with the words 'fuck' and 'cunt', that's funny.

The censor is a fucking cunt.

by Dick Splash December 29, 2003

duchess

1. Wife of a duke.

2. Track #9 from 'The Raven'.

1. The dukes new wife is hot!

2. Did you see the 'duchess' video - them shade wearing meninblack are funny!

by Dick Splash November 16, 2003

rag wool

Material made sheep and woven into fine and warm sweaters.

I like rag wool sweaters, 'cos they are warm and you get to fuck the supplier.

by Dick Splash November 16, 2003

golf

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.

Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

Big toe

There is one on each foot.

My left foots' big toe is next the big toe on my tight foot. How about that!

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

spackle

Usually white in color and very handy for filling in dry wall holes.

"I need to spackle that hole as the children like to tear up the house."

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

fatty

Unattractive people who will never grace covers of magazines ( except fat people magazines) nor be professional athletes.

Look at that hot, voluptuous fat stripper. "Hey fatty, bend over a little more and I'll spot you a 10".

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003