dick splash's definitions

tea leaf

A thief.

"Hey, that bastard just tea leafed my wallet".

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

plonker

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cunt and wanker.

John is a plonker.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

spackle

Usually white in color and very handy for filling in dry wall holes.

"I need to spackle that hole as the children like to tear up the house."

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..

Hey, let's go scrumping!

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

duchess

1. Wife of a duke.

2. Track #9 from 'The Raven'.

1. The dukes new wife is hot!

2. Did you see the 'duchess' video - them shade wearing meninblack are funny!

by Dick Splash November 16, 2003

dick splash

n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.

"Oh!......thanks for the dick splash mate."

also

"Hey".....nice dick splash."

by Dick Splash February 28, 2005

white person

Figment of imagination. Never met one. Look at 'white' people and you will see they are not white, they come in all different shades of pink through brown. Give it up, morons.

Al: "Look at whitey, he can't play"
Kev: "Which one"
Al: "That one!"
Kev: "He's darker than me!"
Al: "OK, look at brownie, he can't play"

by Dick Splash September 20, 2003