cole haan

Hey, are those Coles?
by Dick Splash August 10, 2003
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Snapper

1. A type of fish.
2. Slang for cunt.
3. A fine Hugh Cornwell song.
1. Let's get some snapper.
2. Let's get some snapper.
3. Track #2 on Guilty.
by Dick Splash November 09, 2003
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box

An item to put pencils in.
I put my pencil in her box!
by Dick Splash August 17, 2003
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golf

More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.
Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.
by Dick Splash November 10, 2003
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duchess

1. Wife of a duke.

2. Track #9 from 'The Raven'.
1. The dukes new wife is hot!

2. Did you see the 'duchess' video - them shade wearing meninblack are funny!
by Dick Splash November 16, 2003
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snail trail

Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.
"Please straddle my face and snail trail my chin, Please. I'll do the dishes tomorrow"
by Dick Splash January 02, 2004
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Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..
by Dick Splash August 17, 2003
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