dick's definitions

mullet

It is what V. Pissino see's in the mirror every morning. What a Mullet.

Don't be a Mullet

by Dick December 17, 2003

shizer cock

shizer= shit and cock is a dick. SHIT DICK

you motherfuckin shizercock

by dick April 2, 2004

blastrak

to move without hestitation; to react with foreknowledge of the need to act quickly; an intuitive act of impulsion

I got to blastrak to Vergennes before my shizzle bananarama fo hizzle

by Dick November 19, 2003

Werbel

A gay ass faggot that spends all his money on frehsman hoes and has no game. By the way, i jacked his fuckin hummer biiooootttch.

Dude Murphy is such a werbel.

by dick March 19, 2004

prisonboy

Someone in jail who gets raped by another man.

If you don't shut up, i'll stop protecting you and if that happens, you'll become his prisonboy.

by Dick March 6, 2005

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

by Dick September 18, 2005

n33n3r

H@xx0r talk for neener or 9mm.

You got the n33n3r?

by Dick March 20, 2003