dick's definitions

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

by Dick September 18, 2005

leroy

The alternate african-american name for a white man who acts excessivly black at times.

Damn, Leroy is so confused about his race.

by Dick February 8, 2004

pimp slap

while extending your forefingers, you thrust your arm in a forword motion making contact with a face of a ho, bitch, slut, former iraqi president, etc...

"woa that bitch got pimp slapped"

by dick April 12, 2003

Sex Pistols

One of the most overrated bands in history.

The band was extremely shitty. But they had a great producer so they sounded good on their album. They sucked extremely hard live though. Funny how a great producer can make a shitty band sound good.

Wrote offensive lyrics about pretty much anything. They got popular because of that. They also put the "anarchy" lable on punk music. You know, that sign Avril Lavigne uses too all the time, hahaha.

All in all, a band that got famous because they pretty much hated everything and everyone. Their bass player sliced up his girlfriend and commited suicide after that. Or did he die from an heroin OD? Either way it wasn't pretty.

Respect to the producer of the Sex Pistols. He made them acually sound good on their album!

by Dick October 1, 2005

tea-baggers

faggots ball suckers

a man that sucks balls

by dick May 5, 2003

drizzle fo shizzle

Snoop's favorite kind of weather

interviewer guy: so snoops whats your favorite kind of weather?
Snoop: It's drizzle fo shizzle can't you see out the windizzle?

by Dick May 25, 2003

halloweenies

empty penises

why can't goblins get witches pregant?
they have halloweenies.

by dick November 3, 2003