dick's definitions

blastrak

to move without hestitation; to react with foreknowledge of the need to act quickly; an intuitive act of impulsion

I got to blastrak to Vergennes before my shizzle bananarama fo hizzle

by Dick November 19, 2003

shizer cock

shizer= shit and cock is a dick. SHIT DICK

you motherfuckin shizercock

by dick April 2, 2004

hoesmobile

A classic yet refined automobile used to entertain ladies to have sex with the driver of the car.

Wow, that hoesmobile turns me on, I want the driver in my pants!

by Dick April 19, 2004

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

by Dick September 18, 2005

pubic hair

hiar on nuts

johnny has no pubic hair. hahahahaha

by dick June 26, 2003

drizzle fo shizzle

Snoop's favorite kind of weather

interviewer guy: so snoops whats your favorite kind of weather?
Snoop: It's drizzle fo shizzle can't you see out the windizzle?

by Dick May 25, 2003

tea-baggers

faggots ball suckers

a man that sucks balls

by dick May 5, 2003