dick's definitions

blastrak

to move without hestitation; to react with foreknowledge of the need to act quickly; an intuitive act of impulsion

I got to blastrak to Vergennes before my shizzle bananarama fo hizzle

by Dick November 19, 2003

Werbel

A gay ass faggot that spends all his money on frehsman hoes and has no game. By the way, i jacked his fuckin hummer biiooootttch.

Dude Murphy is such a werbel.

by dick March 19, 2004

shizer cock

shizer= shit and cock is a dick. SHIT DICK

you motherfuckin shizercock

by dick April 2, 2004

hemroids

When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess

by dick August 2, 2003

mullet

It is what V. Pissino see's in the mirror every morning. What a Mullet.

Don't be a Mullet

by Dick December 17, 2003

hoesmobile

A classic yet refined automobile used to entertain ladies to have sex with the driver of the car.

Wow, that hoesmobile turns me on, I want the driver in my pants!

by Dick April 19, 2004

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

by Dick September 18, 2005