dick's definitions

top it off

(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.

bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"

by dick May 29, 2004

wth

can also mean "who the hell"

"wth are you?"
"wth told you you can do that?"

by Dick April 30, 2004

class

a thing in school where people go when they are young and stupid to learn about sex, drugs, and violence.

damn it man i gotta go 2 that stupid ass history class 2day.
fuckin bitches gave me medical classes when i asked 4 construction classes

by Dick April 30, 2004

college

a place where people with no lives (considered as nerds) go to hang out with other nerds who actually listen to the teacher/professor and try to learn things that they eventually forget when they get out of college and become a burger flipper for the rest of their lives

Hey Scott, what college are you going to when you get out of high school?

by Dick April 30, 2004

inmate

a lifeless fuck who did something stupid and got sent to jail for fourty years for it and gets raped in the ass everynight until he gets a trial where they tell him that he has to stay in jail for the rest of his life who bhy time he dies will havfe aids, and every other disease out there

your moms best friend is an inmate in butt pirate heaven

by Dick April 30, 2004

hoesmobile

A classic yet refined automobile used to entertain ladies to have sex with the driver of the car.

Wow, that hoesmobile turns me on, I want the driver in my pants!

by Dick April 19, 2004

cheese dick

an uncircumsized penis with a yeast infection.

he's got cheese dick.

by dick April 13, 2004