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schlong

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...
by dick November 17, 2003
mugGet the schlongmug.

n33n

H@xx0r jargon for 9 as in 9mm.
Dude that n33n is sweet.
by Dick March 20, 2003
mugGet the n33nmug.

Rage Against The Machine

One of the most overrated bands in history. They got popular because they pushed left winged propaganda as shallow as the water in my toilet. Same as the Sex Pistols. That band 100% fucking sucked ass. They just got popular because they where so rebellious, something kids in their teenage years seem to love.

They also introduced the Che Guevara image to the kiddies. So we should thank them for the fact that people wear this cold-blooded murderer piece of shit that luckily got executed on their shirts these days.

Tom Morello was their lead guitar player, also way overrated. I hear that people call him the 'best guitar player ever'. Again, total bullshit. Hendrix, Van Halen, Gilmore and Jimmy Page's shoes have more talent then this guy. If you played the guitar yourself, you'd understand. All his neat solo's sound cool because they come out of stomp boxes you can buy in every music store. Really. This guy has the biggest effects chain i've ever seen.

This band proved that you don't need talent to become famous. If you make music that takes a piss on the govnerment and is left winged in general, there is a way bigger chance of success than if you acually have talent, but don't write songs about politics.

"greatest band ever?". Yea right. Led Zeppelin, RHCP, The Beatles, The Stones, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Pink Floyd, The Who, Tony Joe White, The Zombies, Tom Petty....(i could continue forever) Happen to forget about those?
Shit kid with Che Guevara t-shirt: Rage Against The Machine is the best band ever

Me: No, they weren't. If you think that, you deserve to get hit by a freight train.
by Dick October 1, 2005
mugGet the Rage Against The Machinemug.

mullet

It is what V. Pissino see's in the mirror every morning. What a Mullet.
Don't be a Mullet
by Dick December 17, 2003
mugGet the mulletmug.

hoesmobile

A classic yet refined automobile used to entertain ladies to have sex with the driver of the car.
Wow, that hoesmobile turns me on, I want the driver in my pants!
by Dick April 19, 2004
mugGet the hoesmobilemug.

shizer cock

shizer= shit and cock is a dick. SHIT DICK
you motherfuckin shizercock
by dick April 2, 2004
mugGet the shizer cockmug.

blastrak

to move without hestitation; to react with foreknowledge of the need to act quickly; an intuitive act of impulsion
I got to blastrak to Vergennes before my shizzle bananarama fo hizzle
by Dick November 19, 2003
mugGet the blastrakmug.

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