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Rage Against The Machine

One of the most overrated bands in history. They got popular because they pushed left winged propaganda as shallow as the water in my toilet. Same as the Sex Pistols. That band 100% fucking sucked ass. They just got popular because they where so rebellious, something kids in their teenage years seem to love.

They also introduced the Che Guevara image to the kiddies. So we should thank them for the fact that people wear this cold-blooded murderer piece of shit that luckily got executed on their shirts these days.

Tom Morello was their lead guitar player, also way overrated. I hear that people call him the 'best guitar player ever'. Again, total bullshit. Hendrix, Van Halen, Gilmore and Jimmy Page's shoes have more talent then this guy. If you played the guitar yourself, you'd understand. All his neat solo's sound cool because they come out of stomp boxes you can buy in every music store. Really. This guy has the biggest effects chain i've ever seen.

This band proved that you don't need talent to become famous. If you make music that takes a piss on the govnerment and is left winged in general, there is a way bigger chance of success than if you acually have talent, but don't write songs about politics.

"greatest band ever?". Yea right. Led Zeppelin, RHCP, The Beatles, The Stones, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Pink Floyd, The Who, Tony Joe White, The Zombies, Tom Petty....(i could continue forever) Happen to forget about those?
Shit kid with Che Guevara t-shirt: Rage Against The Machine is the best band ever

Me: No, they weren't. If you think that, you deserve to get hit by a freight train.
by Dick October 1, 2005
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mullet

It is what V. Pissino see's in the mirror every morning. What a Mullet.
Don't be a Mullet
by Dick December 17, 2003
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hemroids

When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess
by dick August 2, 2003
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hoesmobile

A classic yet refined automobile used to entertain ladies to have sex with the driver of the car.
Wow, that hoesmobile turns me on, I want the driver in my pants!
by Dick April 19, 2004
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zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.
Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!
by Dick September 18, 2005
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ellawando

To ello one's own wandu.

To someone else: elsuwandu
Hey, man, elsuwandu.

I need to ellawandu.
by Dick December 1, 2003
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n33n3r

H@xx0r talk for neener or 9mm.
You got the n33n3r?
by Dick March 20, 2003
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