dick's definitions

batti

arse

batti boi

by dick April 30, 2003

schlong

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

by dick November 17, 2003

dick out hole

in the sport of golf, when you fail to drive the ball past the women's tee, you must play the rest of that hole with your dick hanging out.

yes honey i had a good time today, but i did have to play one dick out hole.

by dick January 11, 2004

pillbeam

an annoying brat you calls everyone " a dick"

she was such a silly pillbeam

by dick December 5, 2003

Crasian

Or one crazy ass Asian.

Pomela is a Crasian, who gets 99's on her math midterms

by Dick November 1, 2004

top it off

(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.

bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"

by dick May 29, 2004

blood juice

when one has a "bloody nose" and they blow all of the blood out.

"dad a kid hit me in the face and I've got blood juice."

by Dick March 27, 2004