phat

Dude! That shit is phat!
Dude! That bitch is P.H.A.T!
by dick March 19, 2003
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penis mobile

by dick December 30, 2003
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bash

"i bashed last night while finkin of you innit"
by Dick September 28, 2004
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zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.
Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!
by Dick September 18, 2005
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schlong

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...
by dick November 17, 2003
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pubic hair

johnny has no pubic hair. hahahahaha
by dick June 26, 2003
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