dick's definitions

top it off

(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.

bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"

by dick May 29, 2004

splash mountain

A ride found in Disney(world/land) where the rider is braught to the top of a man made mountain and takes plunges into water in a boat.

Damn. I got wet on splash mountain.

by Dick June 15, 2004

skank nasty

when something that is so nasty that only a skank would do it/ use it

will seem to creep into your conversations now that you know what it means

"Man your shirt is skank nasty!"
"Wow that girl is skank nasty!"

by Dick October 7, 2004

richual

Double rye and cokes in a short glass, two at a time must be ordered, and this process must be repeated several times.
Each drink must be chugged much like a shooter.

"After indulging in a few richuals Fast Eddie and Dick had a very crunk night.

by Dick October 13, 2004

pr0n

to have a big wiener

ur pron is bigger than my little pron. can i suck ur pron off

by dick October 24, 2004

splooge

to bust a huge nut that u have been saving up for a few days

i titfucked her then i splooged all over her face.

by dick October 24, 2004

Crasian

Or one crazy ass Asian.

Pomela is a Crasian, who gets 99's on her math midterms

by Dick November 1, 2004