dick's definitions

Ass Muncher

one who licks/bites/eats pleanty of ass.

johnny is an ass muncher.

by dick June 26, 2003

richual

Double rye and cokes in a short glass, two at a time must be ordered, and this process must be repeated several times.
Each drink must be chugged much like a shooter.

"After indulging in a few richuals Fast Eddie and Dick had a very crunk night.

by Dick October 13, 2004

Depends

Indian for, I wore my sexiest lingerie and asked you to be my wife.

I wore my depends today.

by Dick December 28, 2005

biatch

a mullet

What a biatch.

by Dick December 17, 2003

Sex Pistols

One of the most overrated bands in history.

The band was extremely shitty. But they had a great producer so they sounded good on their album. They sucked extremely hard live though. Funny how a great producer can make a shitty band sound good.

Wrote offensive lyrics about pretty much anything. They got popular because of that. They also put the "anarchy" lable on punk music. You know, that sign Avril Lavigne uses too all the time, hahaha.

All in all, a band that got famous because they pretty much hated everything and everyone. Their bass player sliced up his girlfriend and commited suicide after that. Or did he die from an heroin OD? Either way it wasn't pretty.

Respect to the producer of the Sex Pistols. He made them acually sound good on their album!

by Dick October 1, 2005

prisonbitch

A man or woman who gets sexually abused by another man or woman in jail.

Don't fuck with me or you'll become my prisonbitch.

by Dick March 6, 2005

suffice to say

I term that has no meaning. Usually used by low IQ individuals to make them feel and sound more intelligent than what they are. Used by individuals that have problems communicating in a short manner.

Suffice to say, I know how to write five page e-mails.

by Dick October 22, 2003