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Gamerscore is a way of measuring a gamer’s progress of games on the Xbox 360. Games award you with various achievements for completing certain tasks (i.e. kill 10 enemy’s in 10 seconds gives you 50 gamerscore).
You will always be made fun of for your gamerscore, either for being real low or real high. This is how many people see a person’s gamerscore:
0 – 1000: Really low, why do you even own an Xbox? Your a noob.
1000 – 2500: Low, there is more to play than Halo and GTA dude. Still a noob.
2500 – 5000: Below Average, Red Ring of Death strikes here. Emerging from noobness.
5000 – 7500: Average, you’re a gamer but you don’t run it completely into the ground. Your no longer a noob.
7500 – 10000: High, and Impressive.
10000 – 15000: Quite High, at this point you may start being called a ‘nerd’.
15000 – 20000: Damn Son, at this point you are a nerd.
20000 – 30000: Holy Fuck, its called outdoors, you know with trees and animals…
30000 – 50000: No Life, you live in your parents basement, no job, no girlfriend, ect.
50K and Up: Virgin, you have never seen a pussy, and at this rate you never will.
You will always be made fun of for your gamerscore, either for being real low or real high. This is how many people see a person’s gamerscore:
0 – 1000: Really low, why do you even own an Xbox? Your a noob.
1000 – 2500: Low, there is more to play than Halo and GTA dude. Still a noob.
2500 – 5000: Below Average, Red Ring of Death strikes here. Emerging from noobness.
5000 – 7500: Average, you’re a gamer but you don’t run it completely into the ground. Your no longer a noob.
7500 – 10000: High, and Impressive.
10000 – 15000: Quite High, at this point you may start being called a ‘nerd’.
15000 – 20000: Damn Son, at this point you are a nerd.
20000 – 30000: Holy Fuck, its called outdoors, you know with trees and animals…
30000 – 50000: No Life, you live in your parents basement, no job, no girlfriend, ect.
50K and Up: Virgin, you have never seen a pussy, and at this rate you never will.
I saw someone on Xbox Live who had a gamerscore of 110,000, and couldn't believe that someone could possibly have that much spare time.
by Dewit October 5, 2009
Get the Gamerscoremug. A shit so amazingling huge you must remove the side of your house and have a flat bed truck transport it to the ocean where it will take up to three months for the mammoth shit to break down into several thousand small shits.
This is often a side affect from eating freeze-dried food or too much bread with water.
This is often a side affect from eating freeze-dried food or too much bread with water.
by Dewit May 27, 2009
Get the Super Shitmug. A person who never capitalizes the begging of a sentence or nouns. This also describes a person who abbreviates almost every word they can in a sentence. Online or in text messages, it is usually alright but with business matters it can be very annoying.
It also drives us perfectionists insane.
It also drives us perfectionists insane.
CEO of Bank writes E-mail: "Well, it looks like stocks are down again, we will have to cut your pay by $2.50 an hour. Sorry."
Sincerely,
Bob Banker - CEO
Anticapitalizer writes back: "wtf?! u sob! u kan suck my cock go 2 hell u noob i quit"
kiss my a$$
dylin cantspeller - gtg u fag
Sincerely,
Bob Banker - CEO
Anticapitalizer writes back: "wtf?! u sob! u kan suck my cock go 2 hell u noob i quit"
kiss my a$$
dylin cantspeller - gtg u fag
by Dewit May 22, 2009
Get the Anticapitalizermug. The smallest fucking town in Idaho. Located in northern Idaho about one mile from the Washington boarder, near Spokane Washington. All thats really there is a gas station, a bar, a trailer park, and a somewhat nice somewhat disgusting lake. There is about 1000 residents.
Hauser is a good place to go to get away from the city or relitives.
Hauser is a good place to go to get away from the city or relitives.
by Dewit June 6, 2009
Get the Hausermug. 1.) A number you call in an emergency and ONLY in an emergency!!!
- Your house is on fire
- Your having a heartattack
- Someone is breaking into your house
However, in the last few years it seems people think they can call 911 for almost any problem they have. (Examlpe below)
2.) A kick-ass porche sports car.
3.) Also refers to September 11th.
- Your house is on fire
- Your having a heartattack
- Someone is breaking into your house
However, in the last few years it seems people think they can call 911 for almost any problem they have. (Examlpe below)
2.) A kick-ass porche sports car.
3.) Also refers to September 11th.
1.) 911: 911, whats your emergency?
Crazy Chick: Ya, I'm at McDonalds and they told me there out of chciken nuggets, but I know thier lieing.
911: Oh my god...
2.) A 911 porche.
3.) Terroists attacked America on 911 (9-11-01)
Crazy Chick: Ya, I'm at McDonalds and they told me there out of chciken nuggets, but I know thier lieing.
911: Oh my god...
2.) A 911 porche.
3.) Terroists attacked America on 911 (9-11-01)
by Dewit June 4, 2009
Get the 911mug. Pronounced "JO-PID". It the word Joke and Stupid combined. Also know as a "Stoke". This word describes a joke or prhase that is really stupid and/or funny.
Examples of a Jopid:
I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now hes gone.
Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now hes gone.
Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
by Dewit May 27, 2009
Get the Jopidmug. One of the most heard and used words in America. This magical word can basically describe any situation your in, and can put much emphasis on any sentence. One origin of the word fuck goes back hundreds of years back in Europe. It is said that Women wore chastity belts that read “Fornicate under consent of king”, or f.u.c.k. This word can be seen anywhere (like on this website), whether you see it on the internet, engraved into your desk at school, spray painted on walls, on tv, videogames, yada yada yada. Do I need to go on? I’m not wasting my time putting examples, there are many already created right here, on this page. Have a great fucking day. :)
by Dewit April 13, 2009
Get the Fuckmug.