Jopid
Pronounced "JO-PID". It the word Joke and Stupid combined. Also know as a "Stoke". This word describes a joke or prhase that is really stupid and/or funny.
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jonida
Jonida is a beautiful as a matter a fact shes a gorgeous girl everybody litterally everyone is jelous of she gets all the boys she has a perfect body when she walks in a room everyones vibes go from good to amazing when she laughs its so contagious that everyone gets it her long brunnet hair is litterally like fabulous its so silky and shiny. She is just so perfect there is no word to describe how amazing she is !!!
" Damn john do you see that gorgeous girl"
"Yep lets see if we can get her number she's definitely a Jonida"
"Yep lets see if we can get her number she's definitely a Jonida"
jonida by Onetreehillfan July 24, 2017
Jonida
People,mostly girls,named Jonida are often very ambitious and have a powerful character.Her benefits are envied by many people but she is never really stastified and is so ambitious that she sometimes forget herself,but never that ambitious that she lives seriouly on her own.She needs family and friends as much as she needs work for her brain.Jonidas try to impress with their outward appearance but have to learn that their character alone is a masterpiece and beautiful enough.You can trust jonidas without any kind of doubt because of her empathic abilities and her loyalty.you can laugh with her until youre crying.Jonida in one sentence : a beautiful person with so much love and power you like to be surrouned by bc you can learn so much of her and have so much fun at the same time
Jonida by pacific1001 January 3, 2017
jokidding
When an intimidated person takes back what he just tried to impose on another person, after realizing he's not able to pull it out.
When someone chickens out when trying to stand up for himself and tries to be cool about it, mixing words.
When someone chickens out when trying to stand up for himself and tries to be cool about it, mixing words.
- Yo Tony, are you hiding from me? huh? I think you owe me some lunch money, you'd better have it.
- No way man, I've had it with... with you Dick, I'm not giving you anything this time.
- What did you say?!
- C'mon man, relax... relax man, I'm just... I'm just jokidding man, c'mon. Here, take it, I don't really care anyways.
- No way man, I've had it with... with you Dick, I'm not giving you anything this time.
- What did you say?!
- C'mon man, relax... relax man, I'm just... I'm just jokidding man, c'mon. Here, take it, I don't really care anyways.
Toke Jopic
comes from the phrase 'Joke Topic' , which is a phrase used mainly on internet message boards/forums to point out a thread thats been posted for the sole reason to troll the whole board.
Toke Jopic by - LinkIsSpartan April 30, 2011
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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