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by David Hawaii June 16, 2007
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Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"
A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).
The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"
A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).
The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
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by David Hawaii May 22, 2007
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Interchangable with: come on, comeon, comon, c'mon, cmon, GTFOH, and GOH
Interchangable with: come on, comeon, comon, c'mon, cmon, GTFOH, and GOH
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
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Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.
Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.
by David Hawaii June 14, 2007
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by David Hawaii May 3, 2007
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