david hawaii's definitions

movie magic

The ability of characters in movies to wake up after a long night a drunken sex and have perfect makeup, fully made hair, clean skin, fresh breath, and flawless composure.

Can be observed in a great deal of movies, television series, and short films.

There is no way she could look like that after sex, it's just...NOT POSSIBLE!

Dude, calm down, it's not real, it's movie magic okay?

by David Hawaii June 14, 2007

Yapanese

An extremely outspoken japanese person. Usually hosts on japanese talk shows.

Ahhhh soooo desuu kaaaaa mochi kama daisuki desuuu ahhhhh

Shuddup you Yapanese

by David Hawaii May 5, 2007

diarrhacid

Diarrhea with a high acid content that causes severe burning sensations on and in the rectal sphincter. Can result in bleeding, chaffing, and the inability to walk properly.

Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.

Sounds made while trying to sit in a chair after a brutal session of diarrhacid

Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

TISNF

American chat english for "This Is So Not Fair".
Usually used when parents take away cell phones due to severly high phone bills.
(Yeah this is from the commercial)

Mom: Well I'm taking away your cell phone
Girl: TISNF!!!
Mom: I'll tell you...what's...SNF...

by David Hawaii May 23, 2007

Moke vent

A vent located somewhere in Hong Kong, China that was originally "Smoke Vent", but the letter "S" fell off

Hey guys, look at that moke vent!

by David Hawaii May 3, 2007

Cellfiddlers

Alternate spelling of cellphiddlers

Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.

- Man, I don't know anyone here, guess I'm a cellfiddler tonight :)

- Everyone loves cellfiddlers!

by David Hawaii June 14, 2007

holey

1. A common misspelling of the word "holy"
2. From, of, or related to a hole
3. Cute way of saying "hole"

1. Holey shit!
2. Holey shit!
3. Shit holey!

by David Hawaii May 23, 2007