david's definitions

spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

by David October 27, 2003

Restroom

A room in a public place with sinks and stalls. There's a men's room and a ladies' room.

Have you noticed how dirty their restrooms are.

by David December 7, 2003

Humptress

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

by David March 16, 2003

Elb

Peerless leader

No one had shown brilliance since Napoleon, Wellington or Elb.

by David March 30, 2003

spin doctor

A person who works in public relations, usually for a political party who spins news stories round for the benefit of that party.

The pound may have lost %20 of its value against the $ but lets report this as a great help in making our exports cheaper.

by David June 6, 2005

tekken

A fighting game for the Playstation or Playstation 2 console. It has mixed reactions in people, for instance, some people don"t like the game because the characters fight like robots, or some people think it is the best fighting game ever.

Tekken is a fighting game, pure and simple.

by David August 16, 2005

hoobajawa

Extended: In the most severe of cases the penis has been known to smell like tomatos and explode

Scotts dick wouldn't have exploded but he had to fuck her not once, not twice, but thrice

by David July 30, 2004