david's definitions

Mex

A short way to say mexican u stupid fuck. I can't believe u didn't noe that

The mex was workin tiredly until its mighty queen (jlo) come and they start to yell ARF ARF.

by David February 17, 2004

Redneck

Someone from the Southern States of America. Fasinated with the KKK and the CSA Civil War flag, and hanging black people. Redneck has become popular now days because country music is starting to sound more and more like pop music. Thanks to "Blue Collar TV" it is "cool" to be a Redneck.

Man Clayton is a true Redneck and Jesse is a damn Yankee who wants to be a Redneck.

by David October 2, 2004

llolz

Last laugh out loud, zebras.

shankdog: Hey man
earl: LlOlZ

by David February 19, 2005

Perfectious

1.Means being perfect. Having the property of perfection.
2.Used to respectfully describe sexy girls.

This girl I know, April, is perfectious.

by David April 30, 2003

pass gas

The proper term for ''fart''.

Go outside to pass gas.

by David March 8, 2004

cheesy gordita crunch

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

by David October 11, 2007

yo clit like a python

Means what (not to be confused with what?). Response to anything that doesn't make sense.

"I always blinds then."

"yo clit like a python"

by David February 11, 2005