knob Jockey

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.

Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!

by david April 06, 2004

gizztacular

Adj. something so incredible, it causes massive ruptures in the groinal region.

That woman is gizztacular!

by David February 17, 2004

douchegasm

To excrete vaginal fluid out of the anus, usually after saying something witty and "douchey". There are many variations of this.

Math Teacher: "As you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! Or is it!? Muahahahaha!"
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."

by David October 11, 2005

blazing blunts

means getting high, smoking maraijuana and getting high.

We were blazing blunts at the party all night man

by David November 04, 2003

Clum

The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.

"Before i could cum, i clummed"

by David June 18, 2003

talent

Euphemism for 'breasts'. Taken from the anime Sailormoon.

But I'm the one with the most talent!

by David January 14, 2004

butthead

a person who has a good body, but not a face; can sometimes be used interchageably with tip drill

everything looks good, but they head

by David March 29, 2004