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wicked

fully, totally, very, way, entirely
hey, those is wicked awesome..
by david June 2, 2003
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nargis

(n.) a rare, warm, soft, very sweet and tasty delicasy, encased in a slightly tough shell, (which can become softer and more tranlucent to the experienced connoisseur); to be desired, savoured and appreciated by those with a taste for fine things.
by David August 9, 2003
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Honey-Magnum

"Wicked awesome" - New Norberian English.
Aw gee, Dad - a RADIOFLYER WAGON?? HONEY-MAGNUM!
by David January 13, 2005
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circumcision

The act of surgically removing the foreskin from a man's penis. The surgery is usually done to boys as infants. Reasons range from religious (practiced in the Jewish and Muslim faiths) to personal (many fathers want their sons to be like them; some parents worry about their sons not being like other boys) to health (birth defects or physical problems that could be fixed or relieved with the removal of the foreskin). The act is most common in Jewish and Muslim countries, as well as the United States (though the rate is decreasing). Most boys in Europe, Asia and Central and South America are not circumcised.

Although it has been a controversial subject for many years, most doctors now agree that the surgery is not beneficial except in individual, health-related cases. Most insurance companies no longer cover the surgery. A penis generally functions the same way circumcised or not, so the only real difference is aesthetic.
John was not circumcised because his parents didn't feel there was good reason to do so.

Daniel and Elizabeth's son was circumcised as a part of their Jewish faith.
by david January 22, 2005
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Schenectady

An incurable affliction of the duodenum.
I'm so sorry sir, but you've got Schenectady.
by David November 8, 2003
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l33t

Meaning "Elite", which on the internet is spelled "31337". This was then shortened to "1337" or "l33t" and pronounced "Leet". A l33t is one who "pwns" (owns) "n00bs" (players who are bad at a particular game) all day long locked away in their dark room, perhaps hacking a mainframe or two. Closely associated with h4x0rz (hackers) that are good at what they do.
I am teh uber l33t h4x0r that will pwn all teh n00bs! w00t!
by David October 12, 2005
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gonk

toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity
"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"
by david June 20, 2006
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