david's definitions

MonkeyHorseShit

When something is really really fucked up,Discriptive noun

Man this ChickenFucker job is some MonkeyHorseShit

by David November 23, 2002

kwok

hold pen in between pecs

You know your chest is huge if you can kwok a pen.

by david February 24, 2004

upside

1) preposition: meaning "against" or "up against"

2) noun: a possitive thing

1) You don't quite, Imma bus' you upside yo head, foo'
1) He threw him upside the truck. (up against the truck)

2) Well at least the upside is that we get paid for it.

by David May 13, 2005

Perfect Shit

The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.

Holy shit I just shit a perfect shit!

by David August 8, 2006

knob Jockey

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.

Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!

by david April 5, 2004

bloody sunday

eating out a woman while she is in the process of having a miscarriage

My girlfriend was having a miscarriage, so I decided to make it better for her by giving her a bloody sunday.

by David January 17, 2005

microwave oven

A device that heats up food very fast. Often shortened to ''microwave''.

I need to pop some popcorn in my microwave oven.

by David March 6, 2004