david's definitions

nhi

Acronym used by police to describe crimes between vicious criminals. (No Humans Involved)

I'm not wasting too much time time trying to solve this MF-er; its an NHI

by David November 3, 2003

faggrivated

(adj.) the state of moral reproach once a person's thresh hold of tolerance for homosexual behavior has been surpassed

homophobia intolerance

Being dragged to watch "To Wong Foo - Thanks for Everything", Jerry was a trite faggrivated.

by David December 30, 2004

hoover manuever

When you have sex with a girl in the ass, then pull her legs up and push her around on her forehead like a vacuum cleaner, i.e. "hoover maneuver."

"I pulled a hoover maneuver on her last night; her forehead is still rugburnt."

by david November 17, 2004

You People

What Uncle Arthur of TV Show BEWITCHED (starring Elizabeth Montgomery) asked Darren's side of the family. Uncle Arthur played by Paul Lynde was a Warlock where as Darren (Dick York) and the members of the Stephens family were mortal. They easily fainted, became defensive, showed emotion and affirmed bias. Samantha's family members were each Centuries old, thus sophisticated. This advantage had them versed from world travel, languages of the tongue & the ages and accessibility to alternate astro-planes.

I just changed your purse into its original animal . What's so unusual about that ? No need to become so reactionary. Who are you people anyway?

by David December 12, 2015

beast

anything that is good, or someone that is good, past tense to own someone

that is beast

you are such a beast

i beasted you

by david April 20, 2004

nightlight

A small dim light that is left on all night when people need to find their way to the bathroom.

They turned on their nightlight.

by David March 7, 2004

fart

Explosion of the anus which is located between the as cheeks. May cause a foul odour and or some soiling of pants.

"It's time for the daily rumbler! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*breath in*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

A fart such as this one would cause all world domination by the ass performing the act. A huge crator would also be formed and the person boosted into the atmosphere.

by David October 15, 2006