david's definitions

forgasmic

Really absolutely totally enjoyable: fucking orgasmic

holy crap batman! Catwoman looks absolutely forgasmic !

by David November 21, 2004

my face

whatever blind non-seeing

insult to a friend

I dont care if you are better than me. my face!

by David February 16, 2005

Soks

The second best online comic ever, after 8-bit theatre.

www.pineappleroad.net is the site.

by David January 19, 2004

Spastic freak

One of those people that have shakey hands and drinking coffee all the time andtalkinglikethisallthetime. Plus, they could use some tranquelizers.

Andy in a spastic freak, he keeps on spilling his coffee.

by David April 24, 2003

gbb

get broadband

(said to annoying people on dial up who insist on downloading lossless audio files at 5kbps for days on end)

D: hey beebs, can i get some flac?
B: gbb you tosser

by david July 8, 2004

highfalutin

More "country" than "urban." ... A true "hillbilly" pronunctiation would drop the "t" sound.
1. Putting on airs. 2.living beyond one's means. 3. Fancy stuff. 4. Showy.

1. Can you believe that highfalutin attorney acting like he's some kind of Perry Mason?
2. They're highfalutin now, but they'll be filing bankruptcy within six months.
3. I'm a simple guy. I don't need all that highfalutin stuff.
4. Sure, I can afford a Cadillac, but my old pick-up still runs fine. I'm not highfalutin.

by David October 12, 2003

lie detector

A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.

Lie detectors are stupid.

by David March 6, 2004