david's definitions

User

Someone who uses a close aquaintance to meet girls, but to the aquaintances dislike.

Josh is such a user

by david January 25, 2004

killemall

A short, brusque, unambiguous phrase uttered softly or screamed aloud during moments of stressful or joyous rage. A determined, unequivocal statement of purposeful and intentional violence, leading to both necessary hell-bent ferocity and cathartic happy resolution.

"Hey Jimmy, those punks just torched your car!" "What?!! KILLEMALL!!!!"

by David February 6, 2004

Domino

Badass X-Woman, usually working as a mercenary or outlaw "superhero," often alongside Cable. She has a milky-white complexion and a black, filled-in circle, tattooed around her eye; this was done while she was an infant. She has a "luck" power, and enhanced agility and strength. She can handle a gun, damned well.

"You know there’s a fine line between interrogation and torture. Don’t make me cross it."
-Domino

by David February 10, 2004

bologna nipples

Using coins for measurement, these are nipples which are equal to or greater than $3.04 on a C cup.

She's was really hot until she took off her shirt and I saw her bologna nipples and I was like, "Damn! Put your shirt back on or turn around!"

by david February 11, 2004

MonkeyHorseShit

When something is really really fucked up,Discriptive noun

Man this ChickenFucker job is some MonkeyHorseShit

by David November 23, 2002

Carpet muncher

Some who eats hairy pussy

Barbara Streisand

by David April 10, 2006

sie

(interjection) it's like the word "sike!", but you only use it in serious situations.

(At a funeral)...Oh my gosh! The body is alive! He never died....sie!

by David January 8, 2003