david's definitions

neow

Neow (Yorkshire) mean's No. and it can also be an insult as been rejected.

First. Neow, nowt like that.
Second. ERRRRRRRRRRR NEOW

by David August 1, 2004

forgasmic

Really absolutely totally enjoyable: fucking orgasmic

holy crap batman! Catwoman looks absolutely forgasmic !

by David November 21, 2004

my face

whatever blind non-seeing

insult to a friend

I dont care if you are better than me. my face!

by David February 16, 2005

United Countries of the World

Something that could happen in the future. The United States of America would become The United Countries of the World and it would become the world nation. Antarctica would just become one country owned by the United Countries of the World. There would be no more war.

Imagine what would happen if the United States of America turned into the United Countries of the World.

by David December 7, 2003

whopper

A black woman with blonde pubes. The pubes can be a result of dying, bleaching or genetics.

I went down on Jamiqua and ate that whopper!

by david January 22, 2005

phizz

shit talking

why you talking phizz

by david January 21, 2004

cheesy gordita crunch

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

by David October 11, 2007