david's definitions

Boogie man

A made up monster used to scare little kids

5 year old: Big brother, is the boogie man real?
Brother: Yes, AND HE'S COMING TO GET YOU
5 yr old: AHHH *runs like an idiot

by David July 26, 2004

bologna nipples

Using coins for measurement, these are nipples which are equal to or greater than $3.04 on a C cup.

She's was really hot until she took off her shirt and I saw her bologna nipples and I was like, "Damn! Put your shirt back on or turn around!"

by david February 11, 2004

haha

A sound made when laughing

I am laughing at you.

by David November 29, 2003

Nick Lachey

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.

He's such a Nick Lachey.

by David May 12, 2004

Up Top

Something that is cool, as to evoke a high-five.

Jelly Bellies are up top!
Man, that girl is up top!
Did you see that?! That was up top!

by David March 4, 2004

kung foolery

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

by David December 31, 2004

ananas

Originated in polish language meaning pineapple. can be used in slang meaning "dick"

I have a hard ananas
Mam twardego ananasa

by David February 22, 2005