david's definitions

dugout

To defecate in a public urinal. Called so because it has to be "dug out" of the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker".

I was pissed off with the service at the restaurant, so I went to the bathroom and left them a dugout.

by David September 28, 2005

shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

by David July 7, 2004

Fucking

what a guy does when a girl is having sex with him

John: "Hey Bill what is sex to you?"
Bill: "Its what Jane does while iam fucking her"
John: "damn that Jane of yours is fucking sepiatone(dope)
Bill: "John you are fucking dead"

by David October 10, 2003

pass gas

The proper term for ''fart''.

Go outside to pass gas.

by David March 8, 2004

pond

The world's second-largest ocean, separating the eastern Americas and western Europe and Africa, extending from the Artic in the North and the Antartic in the South.

"So James, how is it across the Pond?"

by David November 13, 2003

burninator

n.
1. one who set fire to things.

v., -nat·ed, -nat·ing, -nates.

v.tr.

To cause to burn.
To set fire to.
To subject to great heat, especially to make luminous by heat.
To arouse the passions of; excite: The insults ignited my anger.

by David May 21, 2003

llolz

Last laugh out loud, zebras.

shankdog: Hey man
earl: LlOlZ

by David February 19, 2005