david's definitions

L-S-U

Got Trophy USC? And by the way, grits are #1

USC Sucks

by David March 4, 2004

Fucking

what a guy does when a girl is having sex with him

John: "Hey Bill what is sex to you?"
Bill: "Its what Jane does while iam fucking her"
John: "damn that Jane of yours is fucking sepiatone(dope)
Bill: "John you are fucking dead"

by David October 10, 2003

dugout

To defecate in a public urinal. Called so because it has to be "dug out" of the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker".

I was pissed off with the service at the restaurant, so I went to the bathroom and left them a dugout.

by David September 28, 2005

shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

by David July 7, 2004

homophobe

A word for people who hate homosexuals. Like anti-semitism, this word is illogical because there should, by this logic, be a word to define anybody who hates anything, such as, say, Catholics. But there isn't because it's only a word to throw at people and make them seem ignorant for disagreeing with something they see as wrong, no matter how reasonable their purpose is. Basically, this is an unneeded word.

"You're mad at me for not paying my bills? You're just a homophobe!"
--Gay roommate

by David December 16, 2004

Mandingo

A penis that exceeds 12 inches.

My mandingo could probably choak a land dwelling mammal.

by David April 4, 2005

rake

to be good at something

I rake at video games. I raked you at basketball yesterday

by david February 27, 2005