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Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

by David December 15, 2004

COCOVIPER

An asinine individual who obssesses with loud, unnecessary computer components. Enjoys bragging about eeking more performance out of his computer via overclocking without regard to stability. The individual seems to enjoy the airflow his system produces.

CoCoViper> LOLZ I HAEV TEH 590 CFM THATZ Y MY CASE SAYS TEH 590 ONI T WITH L33T MAILB0XX0RZ LETTERS HAHA WHWH AHAH U LOSE NVIDI AIS TEH L33T W00T

by David April 30, 2003

lbfm

jocular abbr. for little brown fucking machine, apparently coined to refer to Vietnamese and other Asian female prostitutes during the Vietnam War, but now reserved almost exclusively for compliant Filipinas and Indonesians, whether professional or not. Frequently used in Hong Kong, but never for male sexual partners.

'You should try the Neptune II in Wanchai if you're looking for a Filipina or Indonesian takeaway. On Sunday afternoons the place is full of lbfms.'

by David December 18, 2003

ejit

phonetic varation of "idiot" commonly spoken in ireland and some parts of uk

ye feckin ejit

Comment submitted: "I don't want to add another definition because this is the best. Having said that I, of course, don't want to delete it!!

I'd like to add 'ye daft ejit' as an alternative example for this definition. It was the most common 'ejit' phrase when I was growin up."

by david July 24, 2003

Turbo nigger

A Nigger faster than the average Nigger.

"Damn that nigger is fast ,David, " "Yup, he's a turbo nigger, Sebastian".

by david November 9, 2006

rotosexual

1. (adjective) a sexual persuasion which describes a person who enjoys sexual-intercourse while spinning rapidly

2. (noun) a person who cannot seem to decide his/her sexual persuasion, thus constantly spinning around in regard to his/her sexuality

1. Last night, Linda took me to the merry-go-round at the park and got rotosexual with me.

by David December 31, 2004

detroit tigers

Best Team to ever grace baseball as well as any other sport, won the world series 4x and participated in it 9 times, but has had one of the best records all time, in the lst decade they have not been fairing well to say the least but they showed they were on the rebound in '04, and should go far in '05, aka the pussycats when they are doing poorly,

The Detroit Tigers rock, everyone is wearing the old english D.
Hey are the Tigers going to the playoffs this year? You better count on it!

by David March 19, 2005