david's definitions

Dog Hog

A person who constantly hugs, kisses and gives wayy too much attention to other people's dogs.

(noun; see MyAnh Tran)

My, you needa get away from my dog, you fucken dog hog!

by David January 31, 2005

farked

Adjective; a web site made unavailable by posting the link on fark.com and thereby directing massive amounts of traffic to said web site. See also wanged and slashdotted.

Dude, our server is totally farked!

by David October 30, 2003

little Nellie

a homosexual male. Usually used as a term of semi-endearment by one gay man to denote another of his kind.

Bruce is such a priss; he is such a little Nellie.

by David December 2, 2003

Nintendo DS

Nintendo latest branch of consoles. Shown at E3 2004 in LA. And released in the US in November and Japan in December. Is expected to be released in early 2005 in Europe and Australia. It uses a voice recognition system, has 2 screens around the size of that shown on the GBA. Both screens are capable of 3D and 2D graphical capabilities. Uses a touch screen on the bottom screen for handheld innovation. Built in messenger chat for up to 16 people in 100 feet distnace as of now. Soon to use online capabilities. Back lit light, stereo sound, stylus and many more functions. Was the number one gaming hardware at the end of December 2004. Is not a Game Boy, it's something totally different. Also comes complete with charger and a charged battery life that lasts up to 10 hours, works with GBA SP charger.

Nintendo DS, Handheld of 2004.

by David January 3, 2005

circumcision

The act of surgically removing the foreskin from a man's penis. The surgery is usually done to boys as infants. Reasons range from religious (practiced in the Jewish and Muslim faiths) to personal (many fathers want their sons to be like them; some parents worry about their sons not being like other boys) to health (birth defects or physical problems that could be fixed or relieved with the removal of the foreskin). The act is most common in Jewish and Muslim countries, as well as the United States (though the rate is decreasing). Most boys in Europe, Asia and Central and South America are not circumcised.

Although it has been a controversial subject for many years, most doctors now agree that the surgery is not beneficial except in individual, health-related cases. Most insurance companies no longer cover the surgery. A penis generally functions the same way circumcised or not, so the only real difference is aesthetic.

John was not circumcised because his parents didn't feel there was good reason to do so.

Daniel and Elizabeth's son was circumcised as a part of their Jewish faith.

by david January 22, 2005

Fucking

what a guy does when a girl is having sex with him

John: "Hey Bill what is sex to you?"
Bill: "Its what Jane does while iam fucking her"
John: "damn that Jane of yours is fucking sepiatone(dope)
Bill: "John you are fucking dead"

by David October 10, 2003

phased

Disheartened, forlorn, stunned in a negative way

"Man, you lost, but don't be phased."

by David December 15, 2004