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Shakira

She has one the the biggest,juiciest, roundest and sexiest ass on the planet!!! WOOOOW
by David October 29, 2003
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lie detector

A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.
Lie detectors are stupid.
by David March 6, 2004
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buttmunch

Someone who loves too eat butt, such as a cat or child(Aaron).
Wow, Ali, you sure are a slutty buttmunch....
by David April 24, 2003
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Mex

A short way to say mexican u stupid fuck. I can't believe u didn't noe that
The mex was workin tiredly until its mighty queen (jlo) come and they start to yell ARF ARF.
by David February 17, 2004
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Redneck

Someone from the Southern States of America. Fasinated with the KKK and the CSA Civil War flag, and hanging black people. Redneck has become popular now days because country music is starting to sound more and more like pop music. Thanks to "Blue Collar TV" it is "cool" to be a Redneck.
Man Clayton is a true Redneck and Jesse is a damn Yankee who wants to be a Redneck.
by David October 2, 2004
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yo clit like a python

Means what (not to be confused with what?). Response to anything that doesn't make sense.
"I always blinds then."

"yo clit like a python"
by David February 11, 2005
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gbb

get broadband

(said to annoying people on dial up who insist on downloading lossless audio files at 5kbps for days on end)
D: hey beebs, can i get some flac?
B: gbb you tosser
by david July 8, 2004
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