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Mex

A short way to say mexican u stupid fuck. I can't believe u didn't noe that
The mex was workin tiredly until its mighty queen (jlo) come and they start to yell ARF ARF.
by David February 17, 2004
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buttmunch

Someone who loves too eat butt, such as a cat or child(Aaron).
Wow, Ali, you sure are a slutty buttmunch....
by David April 24, 2003
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Redneck

Someone from the Southern States of America. Fasinated with the KKK and the CSA Civil War flag, and hanging black people. Redneck has become popular now days because country music is starting to sound more and more like pop music. Thanks to "Blue Collar TV" it is "cool" to be a Redneck.
Man Clayton is a true Redneck and Jesse is a damn Yankee who wants to be a Redneck.
by David October 2, 2004
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Shakira

She has one the the biggest,juiciest, roundest and sexiest ass on the planet!!! WOOOOW
by David October 29, 2003
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lie detector

A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.
Lie detectors are stupid.
by David March 6, 2004
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cheesy gordita crunch

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.
1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!
by David October 11, 2007
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Douchey

1. Having characteristics of or pertaining to a douche.

2. Sucky.
The Padres sure are douchey.

Dude, that was a douchey thing you just did.
by David July 22, 2003
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