david's definitions

Twat

Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland

I live at Twatt

by David January 6, 2007

Ambulance Chaser

A journalist who races to accidents and fires in order to take pictures and sell more newspapers. Similar to paparazzi.

In an effort to sell more papers, the Tribune has more ambulance chasers than real journalists.

by David October 13, 2003

Donmah

It is a variation of the Italian slang word, Mahdon. Mahdone meaning (Holy Shit usually in a good way) Donmah means holy shit in a BAD way... Like when looking a a really ugly girl or or guy say DONMAH! You would use MAHDON if they were hot!

DONMAH! Look at that beast, not in a million years!

by David February 7, 2005

God

A being who is the ultimate creator of everything in existence. God has caused mixed reactions in people ranging from absolute love, to absolute hate. God also has a son named Jesus, according to the Bible.

God is the most picked on being in my opinion.

by David July 4, 2006

Fifteen will get you twenty

15 will get you 20

by David October 31, 2003

God

1. God is a thought of that which transcends thought.
2. The God that is God is not God

1. God is above that thoughts of Humans
2. What you believe to be God is not really God

by David March 28, 2005

hog fucked

to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine.

"i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-fucking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods"

by david December 14, 2003