david's definitions

Redneck

Someone from the Southern States of America. Fasinated with the KKK and the CSA Civil War flag, and hanging black people. Redneck has become popular now days because country music is starting to sound more and more like pop music. Thanks to "Blue Collar TV" it is "cool" to be a Redneck.

Man Clayton is a true Redneck and Jesse is a damn Yankee who wants to be a Redneck.

by David October 2, 2004

pass gas

The proper term for ''fart''.

Go outside to pass gas.

by David March 8, 2004

llolz

Last laugh out loud, zebras.

shankdog: Hey man
earl: LlOlZ

by David February 19, 2005

burninator

n.
1. one who set fire to things.

v., -nat·ed, -nat·ing, -nates.

v.tr.

To cause to burn.
To set fire to.
To subject to great heat, especially to make luminous by heat.
To arouse the passions of; excite: The insults ignited my anger.

by David May 21, 2003

pond

The world's second-largest ocean, separating the eastern Americas and western Europe and Africa, extending from the Artic in the North and the Antartic in the South.

"So James, how is it across the Pond?"

by David November 13, 2003

purplachi

purple + liberachi

Being of an extremely gay nature.

Greg is purplachi in nature

Greg, Richard Simmons

by David May 13, 2005

cheesy gordita crunch

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

by David October 11, 2007