david's definitions

Jiib

The way you act.

I dont like the cut of your jiib.

by David December 28, 2003

wob

wide open beaver, open pussy

i could see her wob from a mile away

by david August 28, 2004

asstoast

gay derogatory slang;
a cheap, easy, low-quality (usually young or under-age) gay male;
also used as an unspecific reference to others of lesser virtue than yourself or your friends

"Miss Thing, whatever can you be thinking? Him? Oh, puh-leeze! That boy is just SO much asstoast!"

by David July 11, 2003

Marpat

new Marine Corps digital cammies. Called Marpat- Marine Pattern

Marpat kicks ass, better than the ancient cammo. And only the Devil Dogs get them. OORAH!!

by David April 12, 2004

ball tap

When you flick your hand really fast and hit a guys balls.

My girlfriend got mad at me so she tied me down and ball tapped me until my cock and balls were bruised and slightly bleeding.

by David June 19, 2006

windsurfing

to masturbate and get great pleasure

man, i wacked off all over my friends school shirt last night

by david September 20, 2004

piebootie

some MALE who instead of having a Penis has a huge crater of skin where it was supposed to be, possibly making it look like an undiscovered hole or cave of some sort.

josh at my school who cannot pass the 6th grade and he's now supposed to be in the 11th or 12th or something; no one's really counting.

by david August 14, 2004