david's definitions

kung foolery

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

by David December 31, 2004

adhesivize

To apply adhesive to a surface. To make adhesive.

Labels are paper that has been adhesivized.

by David April 13, 2005

hog fucked

to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine.

"i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-fucking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods"

by david December 14, 2003

fo' shizzle my nizzle

David Letterman said it best: I don't know what the fizzuck I'm talking about.

by David October 12, 2003

ol g

1. Someone highly respected in the urban community.
2. Someone experienced
3. An ex-Gangster.

1. What? He screwed J.Lo? What an ol g.
2. He's been playing pool for how long? Now that's an ol g.
3. That man used to be in the crips. He is an ol g.

by david October 8, 2003

Red eye

Red eye is another word for the female vulva, or vagina

Red eye patrol, as the Devo song; vagina

by David November 21, 2004

crazy dutch bastard

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold

Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

by david May 4, 2003