david's definitions

llolz

Last laugh out loud, zebras.

shankdog: Hey man
earl: LlOlZ

by David February 19, 2005

Perfectious

1.Means being perfect. Having the property of perfection.
2.Used to respectfully describe sexy girls.

This girl I know, April, is perfectious.

by David April 30, 2003

fine

Like many other phrases and words a woman uses, fine does not mean fine. Fine means "go fuck yourself". It is usually used to signal the end of an argument. Fine can also be associated in come cases with we need to talk

Ben: "but i didn't screw her"
Josie: "Fine"

(next day)

Josie: Ben , we need to talk

by David February 15, 2004

book nerd

1. A nerd who always has there nose stuck in a book.

2. An uppity educated nerd.

Peter's decision to go to college proved definitively that he indeed a book nerd.

by David November 11, 2004

farmerbarleymow

An wordurbaniteword. A loud-mouthed, opinionated twat. Talks filth - has absolutely no shame whatsoever.

Inveterate flirt. Always smiling (or gurning if at a gathering of wordurbanitesword).

Easy to placate when riled with a bottle of gin.

Get orrrf moi land!

by David June 11, 2003

L-S-U

Got Trophy USC? And by the way, grits are #1

USC Sucks

by David March 4, 2004

asstoast

gay derogatory slang;
a cheap, easy, low-quality (usually young or under-age) gay male;
also used as an unspecific reference to others of lesser virtue than yourself or your friends

"Miss Thing, whatever can you be thinking? Him? Oh, puh-leeze! That boy is just SO much asstoast!"

by David July 11, 2003