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Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.
by David May 23, 2004
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The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity in the form of a beautiful, lustful, women. She is evil hearted, shallow, and weak willed, but can fool any man into falling for her spell. Her sexy outer shell hides the evil within.
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity in the form of a beautiful, lustful, women. She is evil hearted, shallow, and weak willed, but can fool any man into falling for her spell. Her sexy outer shell hides the evil within.
I fucked the ultimate Sataness last night and my dick fell off 14 hours later.
That Vanessa is Sataness!
That Vanessa is Sataness!
by David January 22, 2004
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When Miss Poblete asked the class what the American Identity is, David said an American is one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here.
by David June 19, 2006
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by David February 20, 2004
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speaker 1: What can you say about Turkey?
speaker 2: I can say that it is the most shitty country which has no courage to pay for the mistakes it did.
speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you... Turkey SUCKS all the way...
speaker 2: I can say that it is the most shitty country which has no courage to pay for the mistakes it did.
speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you... Turkey SUCKS all the way...
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