slog the log

suck the cock

dude, that chick really knows how to slog the log.

by dave4817 April 27, 2004

lobster bait

really bad food

this shit tasted like lobster bait.

by dave4817 June 30, 2004

flies on shit

used as a comparison to describe something with other things attracted to or around it.

if you learn how to eat pussy the women will be all over you like flies on shit.

by dave4817 October 26, 2004

slopfest

1.noun. derived from the old english 'festival of slop'.
2. mcdonalds, burger king, taco bell, wendys, pizza hut, jack in the box, hardees, 7 eleven, kfc, country buffet, or any similar fast food establishment.

Q: where would you like to dine this evening darling?

A: i only gots 5 bucks, so it will have to be the slopfest.

by dave4817 December 04, 2003

chum

verb. to vomit overboard where people are fishing. see also blow chunks toss nuggets

dont be too hungover on a fishin trip or we will have to put you in charge of chumming.

by dave4817 December 04, 2003

road pizza

a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.

dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza

by dave4817 December 04, 2003

polish potato

a rock out in a hay field.

when you mow that field tomorrow morning watch out for hitting polish potatoes.

by dave4817 June 30, 2004