slopfest

1.noun. derived from the old english 'festival of slop'.
2. mcdonalds, burger king, taco bell, wendys, pizza hut, jack in the box, hardees, 7 eleven, kfc, country buffet, or any similar fast food establishment.

Q: where would you like to dine this evening darling?

A: i only gots 5 bucks, so it will have to be the slopfest.

by dave4817 December 04, 2003

lips and assholes

cheap cuts of meat pressed into tubular skins. more commonly known as hot dogs, frankfurters, weiners.

im hurting for cash this week, so it looks like its lips and assholes for the cookout tonight. sorry kids.

by dave4817 October 26, 2004

shmata

what you use to wipe up spilt beer. ie dishrag, paper towel, red shop rag,

dude, were outta toilet paper, toss me in a shmata.

by dave4817 December 04, 2003

slog the log

suck the cock

dude, that chick really knows how to slog the log.

by dave4817 April 27, 2004

chum

verb. to vomit overboard where people are fishing. see also blow chunks toss nuggets

dont be too hungover on a fishin trip or we will have to put you in charge of chumming.

by dave4817 December 04, 2003

flies on shit

used as a comparison to describe something with other things attracted to or around it.

if you learn how to eat pussy the women will be all over you like flies on shit.

by dave4817 October 26, 2004

lobster bait

really bad food

this shit tasted like lobster bait.

by dave4817 June 30, 2004