Definitions by dave4817

grease 

collective term used to describe a group of porto ricans.

i dont like going to the north end anymore. too much grease and it makes me nervous.

grease by dave4817 June 30, 2004

desperation 

adjective. used to describe something of lesser quality, but will fill the need in desperate times.

desperation toilet paper can be made with coffee filters or grain bags.

desperation by dave4817 June 30, 2004

slog the log

suck the cock

dude, that chick really knows how to slog the log.

slog the log by dave4817 April 27, 2004

road pizza 

a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.

dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza

road pizza by dave4817 December 4, 2003

shmata 

what you use to wipe up spilt beer. ie dishrag, paper towel, red shop rag,

dude, were outta toilet paper, toss me in a shmata.

shmata by dave4817 December 4, 2003

chum 

verb. to vomit overboard where people are fishing. see also blow chunks toss nuggets

dont be too hungover on a fishin trip or we will have to put you in charge of chumming.

chum by dave4817 December 4, 2003

slopfest 

1.noun. derived from the old english 'festival of slop'.
2. mcdonalds, burger king, taco bell, wendys, pizza hut, jack in the box, hardees, 7 eleven, kfc, country buffet, or any similar fast food establishment.

Q: where would you like to dine this evening darling?

A: i only gots 5 bucks, so it will have to be the slopfest.

slopfest by dave4817 December 4, 2003